Salty for Salt's Sake

Member 27

Level 61.14

Mar 2006

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Oct 29, 2008, 11:37 PM
Local time: Oct 29, 2008, 10:37 PM
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Okay, Deni, imagine you walk into a store. And you decide, "HEY! I want a soda! You know it's number one!", except in order to get the soda, you have to go into a green terminal screen and guess a secret codeword to both obtain the soda and make the purchase. Also, you only have 4 chances to guess the proper codeword otherwise you can never purchase a soda from that store ever again for the rest of your life.
But wait, you're a strapping young lad, and you know now that if you just leave the store and come back, you get 4 more guesses! Great! Oh... wait... you just realized upon your return that by leaving the store, the codeword has changed and then you have to go through the whole process of elimination ALL OVER AGAIN.
The codeword keeps changing... there's no logic or reason to the purchase of your soda.
You are in a video game.
You cannot die, the auto save keeps reviving you into this hellish hell of hell.
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I don't see how my love of difficult to obtain soda has anything to do with your utter lack of worth.
There's nowhere I can't reach.
John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
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