[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Lurker, I imagine it was less us not hitting the ogre, and more us hitting the ogre and the strikes doing nothing because he has Rhino skin.

How ya doing, buddy?

How about we just go somewhere away from the house, catch some sleep, and then reunite the no doubt rather underwhelmed with our efforts Lord.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So, Shin. Is your boy hunting giant rats? Because we're in a city, yeah?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pity I'm sleeping. This would have been one of the only times my damned religion skill would have been useful.

Most amazing jew boots

No. Just because she breaks the rules doesn't mean I will. I'm fucking sleeping. Let her and her rule breaking ways deal with it.

>8(

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, we're surrounded, they want the magic sword, and we have no dailies and few healing surges.

Ain't this a pickle. You know Gabe is always willing to put his life on the line, but this does look like an ugly situation.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Oh so Kord's chosen goes off half-cocked against dudes that were probably the good guys and now some sinister Doppelganger wants the sword and you shit your pantaloons.

Now we do it my way.

Well, no dailies. No AP. 2 healing surges. And that dopple's gonna stand up before I can get to her. I'm prolly fucked.

Ah well. Screw it. I'm in.



SEMPER FIDELIS TYRANNOSAURUS!

FELIPE NO

Besides which, if we fuck up the doppleganger, I've already intimidated that dwarf. I think he'll be quite happy to escape with his beard intact.

P.S.

Wiki updated

http://gfw.condign.org/wiki/GFF_D%26D

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hey Shin. Might want to use Sleep to knock either the irritating poison fiend off, or maybe the Druegar mage thing. I'd lean towards poison boy, though magic can hit some knots of people. Like us. Around the dopple.

So whichever.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Yes, so knk tricks pang into blessing him with the power to turn bugbears into gravy. That sure is some fancy chain mail you got there, guy.

"Once per turn, my chainmail can kill anything bad in the room and completely refill my health."

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

That dwarf is good... he hit a random wall, yet he managed to knock down the part of the second floor that would only hurt his enemies. If Gabe tried that, he'd be the one on the floor.

I don't hit walls. Knk does.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

's just flavor

* Brimstone Hail (standard; recharge 5 or 6⚄) • Fire
Area burst 2 within 15; +9 vs. Reflex; 1d8 + 4 fire damage, and
the target is knocked prone.

So, you know, didn't feel like putting forward this elaborate explanation about infernal weather patterns during an indoor fight.

It's okay, Pang. Most of us have suspension of disbelief in this game where we play races that don't exist and cast magic.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Fucking dwarf suddenly growing a pair.

I shall have to cut his balls off as retaliation.

How ya doing, buddy?

My kingdom for a healing surge.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Fucking knew Radiant Smite was going to be overkill. Damnit.

Ah well. Time to fuck me up some small thing. Either a magic small thing gets the axe or just scare it. Yeah. What's up?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

There is no crit-confirming in 4E. We left that shit behind with spell-like abilities and Profession checks. A 20 is always a crit unless it's a miss (if 20 + your attack bonus is still a miss, your DM is a bad person).

Shut up. I want my Plate +12.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Well, weapon proficiency gives you a flat +2 (or for a few weapons, +3) bonus to hit. You can use a weapon without being proficient in it, you'll just be clumsier with it than someone who knows what they're doing. This problem doesn't come up often for fighters, of course.

Armor proficiency works similarly. You can wear armor you're nonproficient in, but you take -2 to your attack rolls and your Reflex defense.

So if you took Plate Armor Training, you could then wear Plate without being a clumsy motherfucker as a result.

Paladins rock a natural plate proficiency, don't they?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

fukken sweet

I'm gonna take a proficiency in using Bob as a human, well, elf shield.

Shit's gonna be so cash.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by a lurker

Where can you find advancement trees? Is it in the player handbook?

Yep.

Just find your class and take a read.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Horde

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Originally Posted by Horde

wry pang

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

He means Murderizin

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, that or they'll just try to kill us in order to make the trail of who killed whom go cold for Johnny Law. Gabriel will really not like profiting off the cold blooded murder of a righteous Paladin, either. Kord would understand using his tools to better the group for combat. He likes fighting. But grave robbing, profiting, and then WORKING for the guys who did it? Nuh uh.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I say we keep the sword and just let this go. Our deal was with Broden. Broden is gone, our deal is done. Might as well move on to the next thing. Not really high on the idea of getting my throat slit in the dark for trying to deal with a crime lord.

FELIPE NO

Well we know who the middle man was for going after Broden. And its probably fair to say whoever put him on the trail is going to be hard to find out, not to mention decidedly too much for us to handle. I say we go about our business and try and keep our ears and eyes open for information. I'm betting if we find who the corrupting influence in Freeport is, we'll find who tossed us in the dungeon, who tried to kill Broden, and who canceled Firefly.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well sir, end of the day, it's your sword. So I'm comfortable leaving that in your hands. Gabe is wearing Broden's armour as a reminder of what happens when the just overestimate themselves and fall into the trappings of vanity.

Also, because he won't allow the last person who wore it to be that pretender.

Jam it back in, in the dark.