[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Pangalin

You can have more than one surge

you just can't have more than one second wind

These guys could elect to use a healing power on you and let you spend a surge, but they haven't. Because they're dicks.

I can't lay hands on this guy.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

It was in the room with the smashy wall trap.

I can't help it if Deni and Brady take 90% of the loot for themselves

That's what Shin gets for putting DRAG-ON to sleep when I couldn't lay into it with Paladin's Judgment.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by a lurker

Knocks down the fucking wall. I cannot stop laughing.

Deni, Brady, you two are beasts. Absolute beasts. Why the hell were you even running from the dragon, you probably could've killed it without help.

Fucking Gimli over here had to hit for 45, just to best my 44. You utter, utter dick.

However. Argumentus + Gabe =


Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Shin

Argumentus + Gabe = Emilio Estevez?

I don't get it.

And that is why you'll never understand Canadian "culture," you limey fuck.

Diss will get it.

Now go watch fucking Mighty Ducks, you faggot.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

Dear God I hate that film. It's just basically every other shit-team-comes-good-at-the-end sports movie only with ice skating instead of real sport.

That's the point. God, you don't understand anything. Also, cricket is the gayest sport ever.

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Originally Posted by Shin

Are you people seriously suggesting that cricket is more homosexual than baseball? All baseball players seem to do is slap each other's arses, plus the most famous ones have girls names like Ruth.

Cricket players do stuff like flying a bi-plane over the ground where the rest of the team are playing, the kind of practical joke only a straight (And overly posh) guy could come up with.

Anyway, the only reason people watch cricket is as a good excuse to get drunk all day. Hell, you can do a five day session during a test match...

I don't think cricket games ever end. Still playing the exact same game. First one.

Also, do you want to write up the summation on the wiki, Shin, or will I? Because this has been awesome.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Okay. Some time in the next few days I will.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, personally I want to use these to explode the big rock. Or mots could just move it one space. Whichever.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sure, if you want to be a pussy about it.

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I'm keeping Gabriel. Definitely. Probably. I'm looking through the books.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Just read up over the first few pages of this thread, Hawk. There's a wait list for characters and a lot of info on what went on. Don't have to read the whole monstrous thread, but those first few pages will answer a lot of questions.

There's also a wiki that keeps up with the actions. It will be updated tomorrow with the final acts of the group in the dungeon.

Available here: GFF D&D - GFWiki

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Looks like it'll be a while before I join, I don't think anyone has died yet... and the wait list is fairly long.

If I can ever get in, I would be a rogue. I don't remember the race's name, and I just checked... the fairy blonde people who can teleport. I don't remember. It's too late to be thinking and I have an exam tomorrow. I'll figure out the details later.

Died? No. Left? yes.

And Eldarin are the fairy blonde people, I believe. Goodluck on your exam. Finals are killing a lot of us right now.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Radiant damage is something certain enemies are weak to, so it does extra damage. Still hurts non-dead things, too. Think of it like lightning damage in FF. Hurts things weak to lightning more. Still fucks up giant dogs too, though.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Righteous Smite.

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Also, the wiki is updated: GFF D&D - GFWiki

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm writing the entire 2nd game as a Dear Diary that Gabriel puts together. It's going to be like the end of Stand By Me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Shin

I think Doogie Houser MD would be a better reference point. I fucking hate Stand by me.

I was actually going to say Doogie, but didn't know if you guys got it your side of the pond.

I think it'd be great. That way whenever someone else updates the wiki, it can be in the voice of a specific character.

Also: Do we want to continue on in this same thread, or split to a new one when the adventuring starts?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Goddamnit. All right, fine. But I'll have to go in and change all the links for the wiki article. Meh, that'll only take like... ten minutes. I say we do it. But really we should get Pang to weigh in here.

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Originally Posted by Shin

And yeah, we used to get Doogie over here when I was a kid. About the only episode I remember was when he shagged one of his coleagues or soemthing and that silly, zoomed in on the typing thing when he was writing his diary.

Maybe you could do it in the style of Blossom?

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Well, I could just close it and not move it, it's not like it'd be in any danger of falling off the front page in here. Or we could keep the same thread and just rename it to something suitable like the Forest of Fear or City of Certain Cervix Cmearing.

Okay, if it's Blossom, Bob has to be Six and Brigid is Joey. WHOA!

Also, archive or leave it. Whichevas.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You know, the gff wiki has links to your character's wiki.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Jam it back in, in the dark.

(hey Pang. The wikis haven't been updated to our level 3 stats, so is the gold on there accurate with the loot we took from that final battle?)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

(thanks)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Goddamnit. I can't afford my awesome platemail. Now I am sad panda. INTIMIDATE INTO PURCHASE.

>8(

GRR FACE AT SHOP KEEP.

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Well I was gonna. Now. Loses my poor, poor awesome daily power.

Ah screw it. Brigid can have the dwarf chain mail.

ALTERING THREAD.

How ya doing, buddy?

Go watch Troy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Provided I stop providing them with enemies which are huge and edible

Not our fault. We're merely following in the steps of a long line of adventuring wizard cooks.



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