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 Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf simply took a deep breath, slid to his right and delivered a nasty downwards hack at the zombie's shoulder. As he's done talking.
Healing Surge Shuffle one square right Bolstering Strike on zombie A What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf wandered off and picked up his throwing hammer, pausing to kick the dust that was the wight he'd burned to the ground with kord's power earlier. He took the opportunity to get the lay of the room and get his bearings after the chaos of the conflict. In the mean time, he set his axe on his shoulder and struck a heroic pose while the camera zoomed around.
FELIPE NO John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf took a wander up and to the left, looking to examine the room from whence zombies doth shuffle.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf moved to stand at the base of the steps. Letting the elf woman do the sneaking. Since he sucked at it.
Jam it back in, in the dark. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Gabriel quickly followed behind, taking four steps forward and hurling his throwing hammer at the large orc while using HIS battle cry.
"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" Damn my lack of not moving closer to the door. Move forward four steps. Throwing Hammer that mo'fucka There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
Last edited by No. Hard Pass.; Oct 9, 2008 at 04:31 AM.
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf simply shifted one step to his right to draw himself level with the creature and then unleashed his axe at the wolf's midsection.
shuffle up one square. Bolstering Strike on bow wow I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf stood his ground and promptly unloaded into the same wolf. It bit the girl, and sure, that earned him some respect. But Kord demanded sacrifice. And Kord hates furries. Like, a lot. So he hit him again.
Radiant Smite Action Point Bolstering strike I was speaking idiomatically. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf calmly lumbered his way towards the wolf, taking up position across from soggy and spitting on his hands.
"You call that an axe?" He scoffed openly. "That's not an axe. THIS is an axe." And with that he buried said axe into the wolf. And then, just to be a show off, he did it again. Move full five squares to flank wolf on opposite side of soggy. Unleash hell. Hell here being bolstering strike. Burn AP point. Unleash hell again. (Hell still being bolstering strike) What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Gabriel searched people and places, looking around the room.
FELIPE NO John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf wandered off with Argumentus after picking up his throwing axe and yawning slightly.
"I didn't see no cup. You see a cup?" What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Throw hammer at sharp shooter bob hit with magic, duck back behind door way to left of where brigid was.
Jam it back in, in the dark. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf decided rage was the better part of valor, and steeling his resolve with a quick prayer to Kord, he tore on a run towards the earth-bound Goblin, let's call him Hoggle, unleashing a nasty slice with his equally nasty axe.
Run at Hoggle on diagonal. Ring Hoggle with BOLSTERING STRIKE. Prepare to get cut up by sharp shooters There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
Last edited by No. Hard Pass.; Oct 21, 2008 at 03:29 AM.
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
"GOT SOME COMPANY COMING FROM THE OTHER ROOM, BOYS."
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf simply pointed one stubby finger at the approaching goblins, yelling out to the one on the left.
"Oh, this your wife, huh?" He spat, moving that accusatory point to the goblin on the right. "A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before fire." He chuckled to himself and added: "Seriously, though. Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it." He laughs at his own joke again, wipes his eye and then adds: "I'm just kidding. Really, though, that is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"  He then took a few steps back and readied his axe. Divine Challenge to Goblin on right. Take three steps to the left, winding up beside Brigid. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
 I was speaking idiomatically. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
Last edited by No. Hard Pass.; Oct 23, 2008 at 01:25 AM.
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Gabriel grinned evilly at the approaching goblins, all covered in bees and he didn't care. He pulled down the upper mandible of Murray, thrust his shield forward and beckoned the creatures to quite simply bring it.
Delay actions until after Mots takes his turn then: FULL DEFENSE SO I'M LIKE THE JUGGERNAUT...BITCH try and save vs COVERED IN BEES What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
Last edited by No. Hard Pass.; Oct 23, 2008 at 07:55 PM.
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Once the bees had cleared, Gabriel launched himself forward and unleashed a flurry of axe on the unsuspecting goblin nearest Brigid.
One step forward Fearsome Smite on Goblin Action point Bolstering Strike What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Jam it back in, in the dark. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Gabriel clutched the holy symbol dangling from his armour and pressed it against the cleric before he turned slid past the goblin, trailing his axe behind him as he raked it across the creature's midsection. His eyes, however, remained fixed on the hexer. Always geek the mage first. Old future adage from Seattle once they invent a Seattle.
Lay hands on Brigid Bolstering Strike on Hoggle Move one down diagonal right step There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
 This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf simply slid to the side, putting the goblin between himself and brigid, and looked to bury his axe in the creature's back before spinning the weapon and splattering blood at the thing's feet, if it's still alive. His eyes all the challenge necessary.
move one square diagonal up-right. Bolstering Strike with creature pinned between brigid and himself. Divine Challenge on Hoggle. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
 Lay hands on ArguNOHOMentus Move full movement towards Hexer Full defense I was speaking idiomatically. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf gave Argumentus a nod, the motion causing Murray to do the same. Quickly adjusting the upper mandible out of his line of sight as he neared the goblin, pausing to wrap the holy symbol of Kord around his hand and smirked.
"That's a mighty fine coat you're wearin'." And with that he called out to his god and unleashed divine justice on the foolish creature who dared to stand before the might of the god of war. Second Wind Divine Strength Paladin's Judgment Magic Hoggle gonna get a hurt real bad What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
No. Hard Pass. 