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[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!
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No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Mar 2006
Old Jul 30, 2008, 11:35 PM Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 10:35 PM #101 of 4001
You bastard.

I was speaking idiomatically.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


Member 27

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Mar 2006
Old Aug 3, 2008, 02:58 PM Local time: Aug 3, 2008, 01:58 PM #102 of 4001
Good good. Though I was so actively enjoying drooling.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


Member 27

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Mar 2006
Old Aug 3, 2008, 06:00 PM Local time: Aug 3, 2008, 05:00 PM #103 of 4001
Goddamn. Where do the stat bonuses to the damage come from? I suddenly feel feeble with my regular 1d10 with a +2 to hit due to being Dwarf.

FELIPE NO


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


Member 27

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Mar 2006
Old Aug 3, 2008, 06:51 PM Local time: Aug 3, 2008, 05:51 PM #104 of 4001
Oh, I'm not annoyed he's a heavier hitter than me. Paladin's are more defensive than anything. I'm just impressed. I knew he was a wrecking ball, I just didn't know he was that hefty a wrecking ball.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Mar 2006
Old Aug 4, 2008, 04:34 AM Local time: Aug 4, 2008, 03:34 AM #105 of 4001
Originally Posted by Pangalin
The battered throne is raised upon a pedestal perhaps 6 inches higher than the rest of the floor. Small pictographs are etched on each of the pedestal's four sides: a crown, a mantle, a scepter, and a book. The image of the scepter glows faintly, but the rest are dim.

Tucked beneath the throne, you find a small corked vial filled with a sparkling blue fluid.

Also, Scary Bob is sitting in the throne and producing the most godawful music.


Jam it back in, in the dark.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


Member 27

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Mar 2006
Old Aug 4, 2008, 08:15 PM Local time: Aug 4, 2008, 07:15 PM #106 of 4001
I KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

(but I've been working a lot. Menu change-over. And normally I'm the post-happy prick that pushes the non-fighting action forward. I'LL GET TO IT.)

YouTube Video


There's nowhere I can't reach.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

Last edited by No. Hard Pass.; Aug 5, 2008 at 01:02 AM.
No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Mar 2006
Old Aug 5, 2008, 01:41 AM Local time: Aug 5, 2008, 12:41 AM #107 of 4001
*THUD*

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Mar 2006
Old Aug 5, 2008, 08:28 PM Local time: Aug 5, 2008, 07:28 PM #108 of 4001
I'm going to cave in your head for making me fall down that fucking hole.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Aug 9, 2008, 01:32 AM Local time: Aug 9, 2008, 12:32 AM #109 of 4001
I actually like the larger maps. I vote for those.

I was speaking idiomatically.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Aug 9, 2008, 11:26 PM Local time: Aug 9, 2008, 10:26 PM #110 of 4001
Because we can't get to the north fucking door without killing the ghoul. And the other door is BURNED. That bodes POORLY.

Ghoul > Dragon

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Aug 12, 2008, 03:56 AM Local time: Aug 12, 2008, 02:56 AM #111 of 4001
That ghoul is going to be a bitch. And the split party doesn't help. I bet one of us bites it here.

FELIPE NO


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Aug 15, 2008, 02:02 PM Local time: Aug 15, 2008, 01:02 PM #112 of 4001
Please. That Skeleton hardly counts.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Aug 18, 2008, 08:50 PM Local time: Aug 18, 2008, 07:50 PM 1 1 #113 of 4001
I got no problems being moved into a flanking position. No homo.

Jam it back in, in the dark.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Aug 19, 2008, 07:43 PM Local time: Aug 19, 2008, 06:43 PM 1 #114 of 4001
Just like that long weekend in Mexico, swinging hammer and dodging crabs.

Most amazing jew boots


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Aug 21, 2008, 03:09 PM Local time: Aug 21, 2008, 02:09 PM #115 of 4001
Wait, I'm out of lay on hands? That can happen? I didn't know that. All right, fuck it. I stay in flank and bolstering strike. GO!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Mar 2006
Old Aug 29, 2008, 06:42 PM Local time: Aug 29, 2008, 05:42 PM #116 of 4001
Originally Posted by Pangalin
And Deni gets the Golden Just Do Something Already Award.

Deni, your confident decision to Just Do Something Already is an inspiration to us all.
:thumbs up:

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Mar 2006
Old Sep 7, 2008, 01:24 PM Local time: Sep 7, 2008, 12:24 PM #117 of 4001
Let it never be said I don't love you, Brady.

I was speaking idiomatically.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Sep 10, 2008, 11:43 PM Local time: Sep 10, 2008, 10:43 PM #118 of 4001
Good luck, Zeph. I'll txt you from time to time to find out if you're still alive.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


Member 27

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Mar 2006
Old Sep 16, 2008, 08:32 PM Local time: Sep 16, 2008, 07:32 PM #119 of 4001
Lies. He's at least as good as turtle rap and ice ice baby.

FELIPE NO


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Mar 2006
Old Sep 17, 2008, 08:29 PM Local time: Sep 17, 2008, 07:29 PM #120 of 4001
GABRIEL'S LEVEL UP BONANZA. EVERYTHING MUST GO.

Retrain Fearsome Smite to Radiant Smite.

Level 2 Utility choice: Sacred Circle

Level 2 Feat choice: Dwarven Proficiency (hammers and axes... given that I think my current one only covers hammers.)

Anything else I need to sort out, Pang?

P.S.

Why do I lose pace with my encumbered Speed racial trait?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

Last edited by No. Hard Pass.; Sep 17, 2008 at 08:35 PM.
No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Sep 17, 2008, 10:58 PM Local time: Sep 17, 2008, 09:58 PM 2 #121 of 4001
Originally Posted by Bradylama
Level 2 Feat: Weapon Focus: Warhammers (or hammers I guess)

Level 2 Utility: Unstoppable


Jam it back in, in the dark.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Sep 21, 2008, 09:19 PM Local time: Sep 21, 2008, 08:19 PM #122 of 4001
Originally Posted by Bradylama
Wishing we had Zeph around to search for traps.
Get the Flash Player to play this audio file:


There's nowhere I can't reach.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


Member 27

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Mar 2006
Old Sep 24, 2008, 05:09 PM Local time: Sep 24, 2008, 04:09 PM #123 of 4001
Aww. After all my Army of Darkness talk, Pang gave me zombies. AND an axe (due to it being a trick, no doubt.)

He's so sweet.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


Member 27

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Mar 2006
Old Sep 25, 2008, 08:27 PM Local time: Sep 25, 2008, 07:27 PM #124 of 4001
RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


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Old Sep 30, 2008, 09:00 PM Local time: Sep 30, 2008, 08:00 PM 1 #125 of 4001
Originally Posted by AcerBandit
We should start taking bets to see if Gabriel's aim strikes true.

*lays down 5 aces*



I was speaking idiomatically.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

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