[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

YOU NEED TO KILL THINGS WITH THE LEG OF A DECREPIT THRONE!

Think of it! You have the crown! Swing the leg of a throne. Somewhere along the line we'll find you a fur cape.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

FUCKNUTS.

There goes my once a day monster hit. Son of a bitch.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

It seems to me that clubbing people with a rotting leg wouldn't be significantly more damaging than a punch, what with all the squishy flesh and all (plus, clumsy)

10 out of 10 for style, though.

And yeah, getting some HP back on the big guy was my prime concern. Also, the image of him being all impressed by the dwarf missing with a swing is pretty classic. Like a retard laughing because somebody fell down.

The only really disappointing bit is that my guy is so staged towards defense and healing that he doesn't have a lot of big damaging strikes.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I knew there was a reason I smashed that table.

FELIPE NO

Swing the elf lady. I bet she does sweet damage.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What if he hit an enemy with ginormous brain of Morbo?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

That would be psychic damage obviously

thanks

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Also, I didn't kill the Drake because I knew Argumentus was up next and he would. Figured I'd leave him the enemy he could reach with the stick he wanted to pick up, and I'd try and brain the elf that cut me.

It... It didn't work out so well.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well I didn't know he had a high saving throw, did I? >8(

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, yeah. Okay, so maybe I'm an idiot. Still helped keep you alive. >8(

I was speaking idiomatically.

We got -awesome-. Don't underestimate us.

Also, you watch, this round, even with total defense, I'm gonna get the shit kicked out of me. All to save some dipshit rogue who runs and hides 80% of the time.

God I hate having to stay in character.

"What? Save Zeph? Nah, that guy's a fucktard. Let him hang."

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

interchangeable.

FELIPE NO

Read a book.

A non D&D book.

Maybe something on knitting.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Acerbandit

Last time my character died it was the result of taking a downed ally who I had no chance of healing and riding his body down the steep side of a mountain like a sled. I was really hoping for a Temple of Doom raft ride sequence but alas my dwarf bard was no Indiana Jones. Anyway, I thought it was stylish.

Ok. We all know I now have to kill Zeph and ride him down a hallway like a crazy carpet, right?

Failing that becoming an option, Gabriel might do it to Fescue, instead.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

By which you mean it's really really super fun right

SUPER FUN.

D&D thread nao plz. I can't post until that fucking dwarf runs away some more, and I need to get up early to check on the brewhouse, and I can't abandon the team with my turn up next, and my dad can totally whip your dad.

Actually, I have to say, next to apparently wrecking the CH with my brain, this is the most fun to be had on GFF.

How ya doing, buddy?

That or he's too busy making a forum for the SAUS, because he's sick of them cluttering up his forum.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

There's a preview book out for FR?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The weird elemental things seem interesting. But they've left out the minor-action, constant use spell of the Drow: Suck out loud and be emo.

Anyway, I've got the Player's Manual, the DM's manual and the Monster Manual. Any other complete books outside of adventures?

P.S.

I've clearly been neglecting Fantasy. I've never heard of those weird elemental guys before.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So what's with all these teasers coming out, then? Just them working up a little bit of interest in future titles?

I also know Earthdawn is getting a 4th edition makeover, which will either be awesome or sucktown.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

I'm gonna take a 3 day cyber vacation to move my shit starting tomorrow, so I name Denicalis as Argumentus's stand-in until I get back. Roleplaying as him should be easy, it's no different from your regular routine.

Hah. Funny guy.

Where you moving to, Hambeast?

P.S.

Though I'd be happy to play Argumentus, since he kicks considerable ass and has a lot of room for great one liners and drooling, I've no problem putting on a three day sabbatical until you get back. Not quite the same with one of us down.

FELIPE NO

AIGHT THEN. I'll play the mogoloid.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Where are the cheetos?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

Also, this is my fault because I didn't realize the map wasn't showing but you're trying to occupy the same space as Fescue

I can stand over a prone ally, can't I?

If not, I'll just stay where I am and smack the wolf with Bolstering Strike again.

DADDY NEEDS A NEW WOLFSKIN PELT.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Okay, if I'm remembering the rules right, and keep in mind I just skimmed over it like... weeks ago, I think he has to crawl away from the square then stand up.

Also, am I defending him by standing over him?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?