[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So, Pang, to clarify, are we starting the next adventure under guild style rules or are we keeping the same adventurers?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

O Jesus. That party balance.

This will be epic.

Also, Shin being back in is awesome. Horde reuniting.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So I guess this is the party of yelling "SPOOOOOOOON" and charging blindly forward.

Defense and strategy is for pussies anyway.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

O zerg. One day we will get you a big 'ol sign to hang around your neck that reads: "I just don't get it, whatever it happens to be." And we will save people oodles of time.

No one but you cares about "winning" the game, or having a tank of a character. We just play characters we can have fun with and use to amuse the people we play with. Shin's character is hilarious, and if he dies early, it will probably be in an epic fashion that will go down as one of the most remembered moments of the campaign. Rolling dice and stabbing shit after you figure it out on an excel sheet to maximize your percentages is fucking boring, son. None of us want to do that.

We've tried explaining this time and time again, let me try a different approach.

You think we're all trapped in the Passion of the Christ, and everything is serious and must be approached with a certain amount of gravitas and importance.

But it isn't. This is Life of Brian, Zerg.

Put away the fucking spreadsheets. We're whistling on the cross. Stop subtitling in Aramaic. We don't care.

FELIPE NO

Wait. Does this mean we have fucked up... now?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It is? I didn't even realise that.

In that case, can I swap it for the superior crossbow, which is also 2-handed and load minor I would have taken if I'd realised the repeater was a 2 hander?

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I always read it as a sawed off shotgun. And it's close enough to a shotgun for a halfling.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I haven't read the new version, but the old school Tomb of Horrors was much lauded for there being very few smashing based solutions. Be prepared for cold death if you try and kick in every door.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by CetteHamsterLa

Look if brute force isn't working you're not using enough.

Good luck with that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If Cette pulls this off, I hope he gets a card for bravery, or stupidity, or whatever this happens to be.

Because epic.

Plus a million cool points if at the end he stands on a pile of broken, bloodied bodies, spits on them and shouts out the answer.

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For future points. At all time beefi is entering a door, and Sam is free, Sam will stand to the side of the door, listening for any movement or the clicking of trap mechanisms.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, I've got the acrobatics to make it.

FELIPE NO

I haven't noticed anything wrong with the hybrids.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

As you guys have probably noticed, I've been pretty quiet lately. I'm getting slammed pretty good at work, so I'll be so prolly til the end of the weekish. I'll be keeping up with what's going on to make Sam dance like my puppet, but I won't be very much with the eloquence til I have more time, I'm afraid.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Good god, no. But I'll probably do it for you anyway. I am reading this on a daily basis.

How ya doing, buddy?

Stats for the skeleton please, Pang?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If Zerg ever actually engaged in proper role playing, his head would explode like Scanners.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hey Pang. If I used my swift parry, with its plus 3 to all defenses would it block the attack? If so, I'm using it to drive you crazy and negate a lot of the last round. If not, I'm using second chance to try and do the same thing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No no, the skeleton knock back INTO the chests.

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Sweet. Make it so, captain. I also have combat advantage against him for this turn. Yay! I'll update when I get home from work tonight in about 3 hours. If you've updated, I mean. Because that means no snakes on Sammy, right? Also much less crazy damage. Yay halflings.

FELIPE NO

Okay, so I'm at bo-2, no snakes, and 30hp, yes?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I vote we kill the skeleton at range, if he'll chase us, and then murder the snakes a la carte.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm up for murder town.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So are we just waiting on Wvlf, now?

How ya doing, buddy?