HAY GUYS

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 16, 2008, 11:56 PM

I've been working a lot lately.

That was CREEPY fast.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 17, 2008, 04:22 PM

fuck yes improvised weapons rule

Next time, try throwing Mots. See what that does. (Alternatively, toss more tables. That was awesome.)

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 17, 2008, 05:28 PM

Well now. That certainly went poorly.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 19, 2008, 03:18 AM

MY DWARF JUST GOT SO BADASS IT HURTS JUST TO LOOK AT IT. AVERT YOUR GAZE!

What the hell program is that, Pang? That's fucking magnificent.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 20, 2008, 02:12 AM

Is there enough light for my low-light vision, or is it pitch black?

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · 04:35 AM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I said "total darkness", did I not? I DID INDEED.

WELL FINE. BE ALL FUCKING SMARMY ABOUT IT THEN.

(thanks)

EDIT:

http://gfw.condign.org/wiki/GFF_D%26D

Because it's about time somebody did it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 20, 2008, 05:32 AM

Well I can only avoid gay mock flowery speech for so long in a D&D game!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 21, 2008, 03:09 AM

Originally Posted by Shin

I knew your dwarf was gay.

He's not gay, he thinks you're a girl. Wait until he falls for you and it gets all awkward.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 21, 2008, 03:21 AM

Says you. Haven't even come close, yet. Though now that I have no shield, I may be fucked. We'll see.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 21, 2008, 04:10 AM

Well, tell the big guy the dwarf has a kitten inside him. Watch what happens.

Most amazing jew boots

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 21, 2008, 05:24 AM

Welcome to It's A Small World, Shin.

Most amazing jew boots

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 21, 2008, 05:28 AM

We are not the fucking Lollipop Guild. We have beards and hammers. If anything, we're more like cockney builders than anything.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 21, 2008, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by Scarletdeath

I'm totally not in the game, but I bloody lol'd at Scary Bob.

Wait wait wait. You're not in the game? Well thank fucking christ you pointed it out, because here I thought we'd all been playing with Scarletdeath for the past month.

Man. Dodged a bullet there.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 21, 2008, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by Scarletdeath

Guess I should restate it to "even though I'm not in the game," then? That wasn't meant to be the point. :\

I'm just fucking with you, slick. I rip on people who tell me they're not a doctor before they diagnose me too.

"I'm not a doctor, man, but I think you're gonna need stitches."

"Thanks, Nick. You've been my drug dealer for six years and I've always been under the impression that you're a licensed MD. Thank christ you warned me off that path."

Most amazing jew boots

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 22, 2008, 01:51 AM

That's why you set every spell's movement ritual to be...

THE WORM.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 22, 2008, 02:18 AM

Next to impossible to hit you when they're too busy PUTTING THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR. LIKE THEY JUST DON'T CARE.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 22, 2008, 02:43 AM

I suppose it's too late for me to ignore drawing the warhammer and instead pick up my shield, since I didn't know Brady was going to be dropping it?

Also, a table killed my mom. What of it?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 22, 2008, 02:50 AM

Oh, thanks. Also, that's fine.

So long as I fucked that table up, yo. It won't be talking shit any time soon.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 22, 2008, 05:07 PM

I think Argumentus and Gabriel might be in some trouble.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 23, 2008, 01:36 AM

Things do not look gud for de homestawrunnah.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 23, 2008, 02:03 AM

1[weapon] damage. So whatever the weapon damage is. Paladin's Judgment is 3[W] so it's triple my weapon damage. Which is, I believe, 1d10. So it works out to 3d10.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 23, 2008, 02:13 AM

Strength Modifier. Which, since you are a FREAKISH 18, I believe is a 3?

Also, I'm not sure how Pang is doing your damage, Brady. Because I've seen you do way over 8.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 23, 2008, 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by Bradylama

4

There's also critical hits he's pulled off so. v

v

Man, if I'd known Pang was willing to just assign the stat points however we wanted, I'd totally have changed those around a bit.

4? You're a monster.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 23, 2008, 02:39 AM

Personally, I think Argumentus' perfect weapon is a giant tree limb he calls a club, which he swings around in wide arcs while a tiny puppy he keeps in his cloak pocket (no doubt a familiar, as he now thinks he's a druid) barks at enemies who come to close.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 23, 2008, 02:44 AM

Works for me. I already hear the Friendly Giant (Look up. Look waaaaaaay up.) theme whenever he does anything.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.