[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Or we could pasteurize him. Get it? Play on wor- No?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Or rape him with a cow.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There is only love (of cow rape).

FELIPE NO

Jesus, right. Forgotten Realms stuff in play?

Also, I'm currently playing a table top game, and our party has a Goliath Barbarian and an Elven Archer Ranger. Both are killing machines.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I know. Scales is bloody crazy.

East Rift. Our boy spent his youth amongst the gold dwarves, fighting off the drow and other monsters.

Knows Deep Speech, +2 to Endurance.

Gabriel was born just following the collapse of the rift into the Underdark. Raised in the city of Delzimmer, he was witness to an endless stream of horrors climbing from the depths neighbouring the formerly great city. As all Gold Dwarves, he values strength and perseverance while shunning weakness. His eventual departure from the plains of the Shaar Desolation came about largely due to the death of his brothers in battle with the Drow. Gritting his teeth he set out to gain his strength in the service of Kord before returning to maliciously end the fools that plagued his home.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

So... a bard?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Some of these new races...

Pang, do you have monster manual II?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh god. Deva Druid. Earth Chylde.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So, Pang, what's your thoughts on the monk playtest? Seem a wee bit underpowered for a striker to you?

Most amazing jew boots

I built a tempest fighter half-orc once. Motherfucker was -scary-.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There's a bunch of stuff I'd retrain on Gabe given the opportunity. Especially his stats. But we have what we have. And I do love his character.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, when you transfer a character creator invented char from one comp to the other, it doesn't keep the photo. You need to send it separately and then reattach it.

How ya doing, buddy?

We'll get you back lurker, don't worry. Matter of time til we kill Bob.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I had no idea how to build a paladin when we started. If I could start him over, he'd be way more durable and happy to let bad guys hit him rather than Bob.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's why we follow Kord. He doesn't give a shit who we rough up, so long as we rough someone up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Paladin and his dog. Rolling twos. Heroes of dos over here.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It's my turn?

Fuck, I've been sitting her mentally chastising whoever hadn't gone yet. >8(

I was speaking idiomatically.

You know, if Skills wants to ride my nuts so bad, he's free to take his mouth off Rat's long enough to give mine a shot.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

We all do. It's called charge and then bullrush.

FELIPE NO

SHHHHHHIIIN. WHERE ARE YOU SHIN?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I like how Skills can text me to point out he's killed me, but not to say I'd missed my turn.

I'm gonna remember this, you git.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Murray is the real tragedy in this loss.

No, I take it back. My PALADIN dying fucking days before I got my hands on Divine Handbook is the tragedy.

So that and Murray, I guess.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It's my own fault, really. Having a life, it'll just ruin role playing on the internet. (My Ranger at my weekly game is doing fine, by the way. Me and one of my friends have been lying to people and saying we play baseball on Sunday nights. Protip: There is no baseball, only goblin murder.)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by a lurker

Oh but we're chopped liver are we.

You're sexy chopped liver, if it helps.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Garr

I really hope Garrmondo doesn't die for a long, LONG time but if he does, I know what I want to be for my next character now.

Freelance Wolf?

I was speaking idiomatically.