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Thanks for saving me the time of having to sort through all the books to find that section!
And I hope whatever it is that your investing yourself into will go well. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Here he stands ladies and gents, the new and improved - but no less the chauvinistic idiot you've all come to love - Smothas Beegraks!
smothas beegraks_2.dnd4e Smothas Beegraks.pdf iplay4e Smothas Beegraks lvl. 8 I've upped my wisdom and charisma scores by one, and for my feat I have chosen weapon expertise (flail). Hopefully, this'll help him get an extra hit in every now and then. As far as equipment goes, I've sold the belt of sacrifice (2600 g), and purchased a belt of vigor (520 g), a helm of opportunity (840 g) and Beegraks got himself a fancy Fireheart tattoo (840 g)! If my calculations are correct, this puts an extra 400g into our party coffers. I also traded in my Chainreach Heavy Flail for one of Greater Opportunity. This, coupled with the Helm of Opportunity should make our enemies think twice before they try and move away from The dragonborn to chase after his squishy sorcerer partner. @Zerg: I hope that none of the changes I've made are affected in the november patch since I don't have access to the compendium and hence cannot check up on the latest update. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() Juggle dammit |
I'm good to start day 2 of our grand ole
How ya doing, buddy? ![]() Juggle dammit |
@Zerg: I'm just looking to confirm this, but is Beegraks unconscious or sleeping or somesuch? I can't really tell what the symbol on his portrait is, but judging from your comment that the Zehirite "lies at Cyrus' feet", I imagine that either means one of the above or (hopefully not) something worse than that. I also noticed that the narrative really speaks only from Von Brandt's point of view.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() Juggle dammit |
So do I get to act at all right now, or do I have to roll for waking up?
FELIPE NO ![]() Juggle dammit |
Oh, all right. Time to get to work!
![]() What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() Juggle dammit |
I personally am rather enjoying the change of pace, although I'm sure Beegraks will soon be in the mood to do some skull-crushing.
![]() Seriously though, I truly am curious to see where this will lead us. Most amazing jew boots ![]() Juggle dammit |
Yes, double-running sounds like a good idea in this case, let's do that. Granting combat advantage kinda sucks, but not as much as U2.
![]() How ya doing, buddy? ![]() Juggle dammit |
I'm ready to play my turn here, but am wondering if VB's attack killed either of the Skellys?
Edit: Nevermind, I figured it out. Additional Spam: Guess I hadn't completely figured it out. ![]() Most amazing jew boots ![]() Juggle dammit
Last edited by i am good at jokes; Dec 30, 2010 at 11:50 AM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Zerg, I'm a bit confused as to what is going on right now. Is the encounter still going, or are we back in adventure mode?
I ask because your post seems to suggest that you are allowing use to regain encounter powers, but that happens anyway once an encounter ends. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() Juggle dammit |
So can I use a surge, or will it be my second wind if I do?
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() Juggle dammit |
Wait, I didn't notice that the "Lecherous Hands" hadn't gotten through... I thought I had used it as I should, as a minor action in the regular course of my turn... Was there anything preventing me from doing so?
![]() How ya doing, buddy? ![]() Juggle dammit |
Ah, I think I understand now. Took me long enough! Although, in my defense, I didn't know traps could sometimes involve monsters.
FELIPE NO ![]() Juggle dammit |
I'm not sure if I should have damaged the box or not, seeing that the flanking bonus is needed for my attack to land. I couldn't find the rules anywhere regarding a grabbed creature's ability to flank, but obviously if it can't do it then my attack didn't actually land.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() Juggle dammit |
![]() Most amazing jew boots ![]() Juggle dammit |
How much would you say Chesty LaRue weighs? say around 30 lbs. or less?
![]() And if it is more than 30 lbs., what kind of consideration do i need to take into account if I wish to move it (her?) Do the normal slide - push - pull rules apply or is the fact that I'm faced with an object call in a different set of rules or a specific check? There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() Juggle dammit |
So what you are saying is that I won't be playing Chest Toss with Chesty LaRue anytime soon.
![]() Scratch that, I hadn't noticed the updated map. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() Juggle dammit |
I have a question here, which concerns my use of the dragonbreath. Since Chesty is in wall form, does my Breath get across to Cyrus, or does the wall form act as a real wall and hence block line of effect? (reading your ruling on the box form I imagine that it does block it)
Additional Spam: Also, a friendly reminder that both mimics take 6 damage from my Villainous Shield for attacking Cyrus (unless the DR spares Chesty). I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() Juggle dammit
Last edited by i am good at jokes; Jan 19, 2011 at 03:16 PM.
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Err... sorry about that Pang.
I guess next time I'll wait for the sequence of events to be resolved before attacking. Additional Spam:
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() Juggle dammit
Last edited by i am good at jokes; Jan 19, 2011 at 11:30 PM.
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Two questions have I.
Firstly: in this new alternate reality of roses and sunshine, doesn't my recent resurgent smite give Cyrus the option to spend a surge? Question the secondth: It is my turn now, yes? ![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() Juggle dammit |
Have we pulled the lever at U3 yet? Because if not, I'm totally going for that before a boring old peak down the hall. Levers have proven quite a bit of fun so far in this here cave or whatever.
FELIPE NO ![]() Juggle dammit |
Zerg, I'd like to tentatively thank you for reminding us about the chest that we forgot to open. I say tentatively because I've yet to see the contents and wether or not Beegraks is gonna be disintegrated upon laying his hand on the latch.
Judging by the way this hall has treated us so far, that wouldn't be a big surprise. ![]() What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() Juggle dammit |
This empty chest lid that Cyrus has fashioned into a shield, was it form the one containing the mask, or did he open the chest that's in the blue hallway without me noticing it?
Also, I wasn't sure if I had to roll a check to figure out the parchment scraps, so I'll just wait for Zerg to tell me which one, if any, I should roll. Most amazing jew boots ![]() Juggle dammit |
Sorry about the delay. All that hullabaloo with them thar new board features got me distracted.
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() Juggle dammit |
Quick question: Does combat advantage apply to all attack rolls?
I'm asking because if it does, then my Dragon Breath attack also hit the rulk, since I was just 1 off from hitting on that roll. Sorry for making the Rulk look more like the Sulk. ![]() This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() Juggle dammit |
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