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 Member 25290 Level 1.86 Oct 2007 
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Wanna make a mean pizza that'll get you laid?
Here's how! Since I used to work for my bitch of a stepmother in her pizza shop. (Which I got fired from because she accused me of stealing money and food and downloading porn in the back room... Fuck'in bitch.) I did however create the recipe for the most delicious pizza EVER. Here it is. You start out just like you would any other pizza. Only diffence is. When it comes time to put the toppings on do this. Put Jalapenos, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Banana Peppers, bacon and ranch dressing on it. Here's what makes it fuck'in awesome. After you cook the thing throw a shitload of cajun spices on it. I guarantee. Make one of these for the neighborhood piece-of-ass and you get some. I guarantee it.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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Member 25290 Level 1.86 Oct 2007
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Ahhh my friends. This is where you are both wrong. It's all in the cajun spices.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Master_Chef