Jul 9, 2006, 03:40 PM
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My brother's turtle is always staring at me, the first day it got here its eyes followed me around the room. It's looking at me right now as I type, also sometimes it closes one eye and continues to watch me as it pretends to be sleep. When I wake up it's staring right at me.
My rabbit once got caught on a glue trap and went fucking ballistic, it made sounds that I didn't even know a rabbit could make. I had to cut some fur off to remove the trap.
Because the rabbit isn't neutered sometimes it hops up to my foot or hand and precedes to try to rape it.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
"So shut your cow-mouth or I'll remove your face by hand before I stop your whore's heart!" ~Victor von Doom
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Klaus