DRAMA (God this is gonna be funny)

I often wonder why you get involved in these soap operas, sir.

I mean, I am all for drama and the like, but its just silly girl drama. And I get the feeling you like girls fighting over you (who wouldn't?) but uh. Whats-her-name, there. (I know her name. I don't think you want me to broadcast it, though) She's a sick puppy. You've heard it from a lot of people, so you can't say I am psychotic about this.

Theres a reason she doesn't like Megan. Its because she likes to think she's got you under her thumb and she doesn't want that to change.

And I doubt Megan being married matters much. Especially when dramawhores like whats-her-name is involved. She loves games, that girl.

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Originally Posted by LeHah

I disagree with "Sick Puppy" - but yes, something is there. This is why, as you know, I've distanced myself greatly from her. The last arguement put some shit into a different light - so now I'm drawing new lines on the battlefield. No more "Pickett's Charge" - now we're going for McArthur's initial invasion of Korea.

I don't know, man. Your resolve is pretty suckass. I have a feeling all she has to do is bat her eyes at you and she'll win this war. ^_^

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ell, to her credit, she doesn't like *most* girls. She doesn't like Megan though for probably the reasons you cite - but I want to hear it from her, you know?

Absofuckinlutely I understand. But I almost guarantee unless you get her cocked out of her mind, you will never hear it from her mouth. =/

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Well, her first line is always "You're up her ass all the time". And of course the one time I told her to get out of my ass - she went batshit on me. "Fine! I won't bother with you!" yadda yadda yadda.

GOD, women like that give me a HEADACHE.

Man. I wish you'd find a nice girl you can tolerate to see what kind of a pile of shit you're lying in right now. ;_;

Could you clarify what "up her ass all the time" means? I mean, I think I have a pretty good idea, but its not something I am very familiar with. See, I think it means that you're always talking to/hanging out with Megan. I don't know if thats true.

If it is, you've got a nice case of jealousy-pseudo-possessiveness going on.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by LeHah

I dunno. You seemed pretty pleased I left her at the bar, even after she pleaded with me to stay so *I* could drive her home. (Do I look like Morgan Freeman?)

You're right. I was very, very pleased that you actually slapped that bitch with some assholery. Awesome job. <3

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Not too long ago, she came online while she was loaded and said I should "try something sometime". At first I was like "Holy shit she's hitting on me now" but that quickly wilted the next morning when she first disbelieved she ever made that comment - and then balked and refused to look at my Trillian log. That was the match that lit the fire that's currently burning our bridges.

She's fucking with you. She wants you to want her, but she'll only string you along. You may get something someday, but only out of her desperation to keep you on the line.

There's nothing longterm or healthy about this woman that you can benefit from. =/

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Well, lets get something straight. I am not very easy to deal with. For my entire life, I've just been a spermbank for girls - not that I knock them up but that they're just looking for a ride on the midnight meat train. Its turned my previously "romantic" ideas of relationships into cheap dramatic bullshit.

You remind me so much of my father sometimes. ;_;

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Were there nice girls? Yes, but I had my head so far up my ass and was plugging so many girls between 2000 and 2003, I could dump one and have another girl in my bed a week later without putting an ounce of effort into meeting one.

However, Megan was the result of my being a complete bastard. She was leaving for college in Maine and didn't want a long-distance relationship and I felt used, like I was the rebound guy after she said and acted like no other person I'd been with. My revenge took place for over a year - fucking her (then newly turned 18 years old) little sister, telling her I'd dig up her dead father and leave him on her doorstep, saying I'd nail a canadian goose to a cruifix and leave it to burn on her front yard - because she had met the man that is now her husband. I called it long, long before either of them dated and all but foamed at the mouth. And after all this - she still likes me.

Thats a pretty nice girl. Pity you were such an asshole. But at least you learned from the experience, right? And at least you can keep her as your friend, now.

You should be happy for that. I would be.

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Crazy she may be. But shes more honest than most and I know she genuinely cares about me. I can be myself with her - unlike with the other one.

Man, I hope you're kicking yourself in the ass hard enough. ^_^

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by LeHah

If Megan weren't married, I could probably get her to sleep with me and 6 women at the same time.

Well, I mean, we'd discuss it and I doubt shed have a problem with the idea in theory

(lol)

You pick real winners, don't you.

First, you pick a couple of broads who do nothing but cluck at each other over their beloved LeHah! Any woman who would fight over you should realize you're probably behind it.

Especially if you're insisting on this Megan girl sleeping with you and six other women in some kind of fucked-up gangbang crap. Any woman who agrees to this is just cruisin' for a bruisin', man.

Why do you have such a hard time finding mentally STABLE women.

It could be because there are very few out there. And those that are mentally stable, you wouldn't have an interest in. Because they won't fuck one guy in the presence of 6 other bitches.

Also, it is apparent to me that you're a lot more emotional than you let on around here.

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