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I poked it and it made a sad sound · Nov 20, 2006, 01:29 PM

Look.

This sounds terribly impractical. Either you don't have ample enough chest to hold the thing in place or you bought a really shitty tube top (yes, that is a tube top).

I really don't think the body tape or double-sided will work like it should, considering theres a lot more motion involved in the torso than you'd think.

How about you get creative and sew an elastic which is a little more...STRONG into the seam of the top?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Nov 20, 2006, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Butt Sass, those shirts already are either made entirely of elastic or they already have an elastic strip around the top. They're like strapless bras. They just won't stay up no matter what. Plus, you know, they're tube tops. Ick.

I dunno, Alice. I'm a FATTIE and I can make a tube top stick. (Yes, sadly they make tube tops for fatties. And no, I don't wear them. The only reason I know is because my fattie friends and I have had good times in Lane Bryant dressing rooms).

They're annoying, they're cheap, and they're slutty. If your clothes can't stay on for more than 10 minutes without gluing it to your tits, I would say its PROBABLY not worth the hassle.

And yea, sewing an elastic under the seam defeats the purpose of the tube top, but if your tits can keep it up as it is, then maybe you should consider another type of top. =/ (Seriously. SO MUCH WORK for a tube top. Women.)

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I poked it and it made a sad sound · Nov 20, 2006, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Devoxy

That is hot.

Hey, man. I'm not saying it's a GOOD idea, okay? I am sure most men aren't really....attracted to that kind of thing. And if you're fucking FAT, you really shouldn't try the whole "I'M SO AWESOME 'CUZ I'M FAT - LOOK!" routine.

I am a fattie, but I approve of being MODEST about nauseating people in public.

But then again, some men DO enjoy that kind of thing in the same notion that they enjoy extremely anorexic women who look as though they could snap under the weight of a bottle of water. (Thats not directed at you, Devo.)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Nov 20, 2006, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by ROT-3

Sass, would you willingly please those few and retarded men that enjoy larger women?

I'm not sure what you're getting at. I don't wear tube tops. I am not fucking retarded.

On a side note, I would never wear a tube top, even if I were skinny. It's a matter of personal dignity. I think it's a whorish look. But you know me.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?