HAY GUYS

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Oct 4, 2006, 08:25 AM

It really depends on what I am sticking in my mouth. If it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I prefer crunchy. But if it's on crackers or ice cream, I definitely prefer smooth.

I guess it depends on how much texture I'm looking for.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I poked it and it made a sad sound · Oct 4, 2006, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

Now, I admit to being gullible, but that whole "study" thing is a lie, right?

(Because it would be SO FUCKING AWESOME if it wasn't.)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

View Poll Results: Which type of peanut butter is better?
Crunchy	36	33.96%
Smooth	33	31.13%
A cat is fine too	37	34.91%
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