Crazy Aminals

About ten years ago, back when I was living with my parents, I had two cats: Shieka (Stinky), and Dee-Dee (Kitty Kitty). When my bro would be in town, he would crash out on the couch in the living room. Now, late at night, when everyone is ususally asleap, the cats would take the quiet freedom to play tag. This would always start with Stinky running up to Kitty Kitty sideways (imagine a cat running sideways, looking like a rectangle), and the game would start. One night in the living room, someone left the tinted glass door to the tv stand open. Since it was night, and everything is dark, the tinted door would be hard to see. Stinky was running full speed through the kitchen, to the dining room, to the front room, and BAM! Glass went everywhere. My bro jumped up yelling "get out get out get out!" thinking it was a burglar. Stinky cat ran upstairs under my bed and started to make this "aroooooo" sound. Kitty Kitty just sat in the middle of all the shattered glass like a dummy, trying to play it off like nothing happened. That night was pretty scary, but after we figured it out, we all had a good laugh.

Jam it back in, in the dark.