Oct 15, 2006, 11:26 PM
Local time: Oct 15, 2006, 11:26 PM
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I can't say I've had a kit-kat in awhile, but I remember opening a bag of Lay's chips with a nut & bolt covered in some... buttery textured substance. I thought to myself I could blackmail Lay's for a small fee, but I decided just to throw it out. I didn't eat the chips. It happens.
I remember Coke having this contest where you open a can, and you have a chance of cash popping out. It was like... one bill, and the denominations varied from $5 to $100. You weren't supposed to drink the fluid that made the can feel like a regular can of coke, but some dumb/desperate people attempted to drink it anyways, and a few got sick from it. Coke got sued, and that bad idea never was resurrected again. Come to think of it, I don't remember that promotion lasting that long.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
"I can make a scalpel sing, but that is my gift. The gift is not in my hands, for you see, I can play the notes [on a piano], but I can't make music."
~ Major Charles Emerson Winchester III
4077 M*A*S*H
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