[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I wish I had the time to commit to something like this. I'm sure it'll be fun to read over nonetheless.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Too gay? Seriously? Have you seen the other characters?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I have faith that the mouth-breather will eventually come to realize he's being sent in to set off traps, and I can't imagine his limited cognitive capacity affording him much in the way of reason towards diffusing the fireworks that will surely follow.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Just wait and see what Pang says. I do not wish to annoy him by backseat DMing

So do you, or do you not? You're that player who brings fucking spreadsheets.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

A hilarious deathtrap!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Gabriel just likes touching men, don't worry about it.

That's unfortunate for Argumentus though. Man.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

To be fair it is a bit easier to bash somethin' in the head when it's falling down and not actively trying to turn you into lunchtime.

FELIPE NO

I've had a bit of trouble keeping up on account of being busy, but does Shin still think the rest of the party are his zombie minions?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

There is something to be said for consistency.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Now now, let's not forget about ringette.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You do have a point, lurk; as far as I know ringette's played exclusively by girls.

We'll have to ask Jessy if she would play ringette.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

[ 14:37:03 ] [ +Diss ] [ 14:29:21 ] [ +Jessykins ] What's up?
[ 14:37:03 ] [ +Diss ] [ 14:29:28 ] [ +Jessykins ] Diss
[ 14:37:07 ] [ +Diss ] Would you play ringette?
[ 14:37:14 ] [ +Jessykins ] Ringette? What is that?
[ 14:37:32 ] [ +Kishin ] it's like hockey but with a ring and more lesbians
[ 14:37:40 ] [ +Diss ] Ringette - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[ 14:38:08 ] [ +Jessykins ] It looks fun, but I am terrible at sports
[ 14:38:11 ] [ +Jessykins ] and ice skating

There you have it. Ringette homosexual-approved.

How ya doing, buddy?

Wait, is that picture legit? His nickname is "the computer literate" for real? Wow.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You were. You died. Roll a new character. =(

How ya doing, buddy?

Brigid gon' die.

FELIPE NO

Well, yes, perhaps you will be shocked
























...to death.

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Stop being so selfish. If you die, Lurk gets to become a priestess and wield real power.

And Shin gets to really become a fairy-looking megalomaniac.

And Deni gets to actually be a stocky goofball with a silly beard.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Knk you're terrible at this. Try again. I'll start you off.

I sure did Pang, it's... okay now you take over.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Cheating is an invaluable part of any P&P RPG! That's why DM screens were invented!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yes. Especially smelly. But especially awful.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Zombie Ewan gets cut down in one turn. Calling it right now.

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1 Die Roll Heart aflutter?

Roll to seduce Lurker with my masculine charms.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well it's because I was doing my Deni impression.

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll Gayness?

Rolling to see how gay CHz

Wait what am I saying.

someone who can't fuck the numbers is. Uh. Lurker.

Additional Spam:
Well see that's the only reason she was able to resist me.

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20 Dice Rolls gaining

NO FATTIES.

Additional Spam:
Oh right, still doing my Deni impression. Better turn that shit off.

Edit: Gonna see if I can take over lurker's rolls with my own!

Jam it back in, in the dark.