[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Originally Posted by LAND JAWS

total concealment, etc.

This means the elf (and I guess this would've already been the case for the shadows and diggles) can't target me at all since I'm invisible, yes? I forget the synergy between concealment and invisibility.

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Confirm last xivort is dead?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

FUCK we even talked about this during game night and then I immediately forgot about it. Going now.

FELIPE NO

Do robot jellyfish even have eyes?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hopefully the one that's on fire.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ahahaha wherein Pang gets so impatient to implement his between-adventure stuff that he just warps us all out.

You have no idea what this shopping metagame is going to do to me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

He's not going to figure out a way to reskin it, so every place we explore is gonna have a massive chessboard in the basement. The old ones fuckin' loved chess, man.

Additional Spam:
Man, Kennedy is fuckin picky, I talked their sterilizing kit up so hard! So what if I didn't actually use it on camera! What the fuck would they think I'd use a sterilizing kit for anyway!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Deep.

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I will use my new mastery over SPORTS to make more informed purchasing decisions!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Sponsorship:

1. I would like to approach a camping/outdoors supply store for sponsorship. I think that the situations in which we find ourselves could be adequately described as roughing it and some of their merchandise would be frequently featured in our excursions playing roles that aren't flashy, but are fundamental to our success nevertheless. Some of the following items could be provided by this company.

2. I would also like to communicate with a safety supplies company. Since I am inherently very combustible, I think that there could be a good relationship formed there. For example, the fire extinguisher in my shopping list could be provided, and could be featured prominently though they should understand that it's a high risk/reward item - it may take some time for it to be used, but when it is it would be very obvious to the viewer. I should mention that my first goal is to not be on fire at all, so I will actively try to avoid needing this product. However, fire-retardant gear (such as the gloves etc. noted below) would be a relatively constant feature of my getup.

Shopping list:

110 feet of paracord - 16
Magnesium fire starter -5
Triple XL fire-resistant jacket - 35
Fire-resistant pants - 32
Fire-resistant gloves big enough to fit my enormous hands - 16
Fire extinguisher - 40
Big mean boots - 122
Angle mirror - 3
Multi tool - 43

Total: 312 before potential sponsor freebies.

I'd also like to ask Iron Grip for a big axe to go with my trusty hammer, for situations where chopping stuff is advantageous to bashing stuff.

[ 08:29:06 ] [ +Pang ] Hmmmmm. It would be way too easy to just deliberately align your sponsor picks and your shopping list so I'm gonna say $200 cap on comps

DEAL. $112 well spent. Plus axe I guess.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Scent of a Grundle

Inquire at fence regarding other means of improving AC.

Yeah that's not a bad idea. Can I get a jumpsuit made of not paper?

FELIPE NO

A former world-class super-assassin trained in the arts of stealth and murder using a t-shirt cannon as her primary offensive weapon. Dying.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It's cast in gold and encrusted with dazzling gemstones.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"I, Sven, have a fondness for smokies! They are delicious! Hahahahaha! Additionally, I am aware that Dwarves make particularly impressive ruins! We should go to the Dome of Klugman!"

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I'll just be over here, waiting until the end of the round to act as is my m.o.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Skills please don't try to wait until the statues become weathered and brittle enough for you to push them over.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wait, what was my fourth lie?

Also I yelled at them to notice the riches! Surely someone peeked!

I was speaking idiomatically.

That wasn't a lie, it was an insult. There was no attempt to mislead them into thinking it was legitimately the truth. It's different!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

ATTN: COLONEL FLOPFLAP. IT IS YOUR TURN.

FELIPE NO