You woke my cat!

I have a Mrs. Nixon who lives behind me too =o She's really cool though ^__^

I live in a really nice neighborhood, really quiet, tons of nice people, a great place to grow up. Except for the house across the street. While the people who live there now are pretty normal, everybody before them sincemy parents moved into this house has been really...weird.

First there was old couple on witness protection or something. I wasn't alive then, but I've heard they were a little...uhh, really wierd. After that came the drug dealer. He was creepy as all fuck. He also had a dog that he barely fed and left out 24/7, my family ended up taking care of him for a while, but I think some animal agency or something eventually took him. Anyway, the dude seemed normal for a while when he was taking care of his daughter (?), but it all ended when the police busted the guy in the middle of the night. It as pretty exciting, actually.

After that there was the guy who cut lawns for a living and still seemed to have an excess of money. Never really figured that one out. He also had a huge pet alligator and a few pitbulls which would get loose every once and a while (the dogs, not the gator). When there are around 10 toddlers walking around at any given time, it was a little disconcerting that these pitbulls would be running around loose. Actually, before the pitbulls there were two other mean dogs that would get loose on the block, owned by different people.

Oh, and the house diagonal from us was home to a pretty bad alcoholic for a few years. Oh yeah, and the guy threee houses down from us was a pedophile voyeruist until a recent bust.

I guess my neighborhood's not the greatest after all.

Jam it back in, in the dark.