I will be a Wii Ambassador.

I'm the Wii Ambassador for the Denver area.
For more info on what the heck this means:
http://www.videogamemm.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=539

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I have a great demographic, as Nintendo is after non-gamers and their normal fanbase alike.
I still have several people to try to get ahold of.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alright, all jokes and titles aside, this is going to ROCK!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

New avy!
To quote Gir from Invader Zim, "I MADE IT MYSELF!"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

^ Correct attitude, and thank you. Hey, you live in Colorado?

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Sorry to cause such a raucus. All the other forums seem to be taking it better though . . . good ol' GFF.
Anyway, here's the post for those of you too lazy to click a link:

Finally I can tell you all what my big news is!
After the interview on Redwolf's blog site VC&G, th internet picked it up and put the story in its proverbial whirlwind. Somehow, that whirlwind reached Nintendo.
Nintendo tried to find me and contact me about a unique opportunity. Unfortunately, there was more than one Brett Martin in Colorado. The wife of that Brett Martin that Nintendo apparently called posted a comment on the original article (you can go see it there now) in an effort to let me know that Nintendo was trying to contact me.
This is about where I freaked out, but it only got better.
I posted a comment that they could contact me easily through this site. You may notice a forums member named wybes here. That was how she got my email.
Then it happened. I got an email in my gmail account from Nintendo.
NINTENDO MAN! They said simply that they had an interesting opportunity for me.
I emailed them back saying I was very interested, naturally.
I got into contact with Megan from Nintendo, and she told me what it was.

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What Megan told me blew my mind. She said that they are looking for something called "Wii Ambassadors", and she wanted me to be one. What it entails has been very secretive and all of the details still aren't hammered out yet. Here's what Megan told me that day: They're looking for people to host parties with Wiis in many cities all over the USA.
The party will have six Wiis, and will supposedly showcase the games that were available at E3 for 30-35 of my friends.

MAN I wish you guys lived closer!

Anyway, they can't tell me which games will be there, but Megan told me Mario Galaxy, Twilight Princess, Warioware Smooth Moves, and some others from E3 will be present. This is so far unconfirmed by any othe source, but I'll take her word for it.

Still, this phone call was a giant tease because I wasn't a confirmed Ambassador . . . yet. A couple weeks later, after much deliberation apparently, I was selected. I couldn't tell you the overwhelming joy that came over me. But I couldn't tell anybody!!! AAAAGH!

Megan told me when she called me to told me I was selected that I now have a new contact with Nintendo. Her name is Catherine, and she just called me. I asked if I could tell you guys and she said yes. So here we are!
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All the details I know:

When: September 22nd, 7pm-10pm.
Where: Undisclosed location in Denver. It's SO secretive and awesome! I email them a list of invitees' emails, and they send official invites from Nintendo and me! Then, they have to call in and RSVP. The night of the party, we will receive text messages of a parking lot to meet in in Denver. From there, we will all be put in a van and taken to the real location, which will be "not what I expect" as Catherine told me.
What: Six Wiis will be brought to the party and many games. They're even providing refreshments! Coolest gaming event of my life!
Why: All because of my collection. It's finally working for me instead of vice-versa!
Who: I was told that Megan and Catherine will be there, along with several other Nintendo reps that will be guarding the Wiis or something. Catherine will be snapping pics, so expect a pic barrage here or somewhere on the site Sept. 23rd!

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I also have something phenomenal going on at the forums. I invited my friend NESVIDIOT from Canada whom I met over forums. He has cancer, and we have a fund going on my site trying to get him here for the party. He has no idea how long he has to live, and says that this would be a terrific opportunity for him should the worst happen.
Thanks in advance for all of those who have a few extra dollars and a strong and good heart!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

BK2, I think I've been out of the gameripping biz for a while now. Just too damn busy. I still haven't finished the in-depth stuff for the Maniac Mansion rip I was doing . . . /sigh.
Bigger fish to fry and all that.

FELIPE NO