[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

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Yes I do. If Randy wins on RAW, not only will the transaction lol save WWE probably for the rest of its years, but I bet the guy will get a standing ovation.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Man I wish I could watch TNA :/. And it's been a long time since there's been title changes in the WWE(regular shows) that werent squash matchs. They should start doing it again >:/

LOL Sonic, I knew that'd have an impact on you. I was hoping I would be able to post of pic of Randy with the title in a spoiler and leave it at that, as that's the only thing that would matter. But hopefully tommorow night I can still do it lol.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It could go both ways IMO. It depends on who he going to beef against and how they gonna do the face-heel transition. Sledgehammering Cena might have the crowd/TV viewers laughing. Never know ;p.

It is the proper time for Cena to take the heel role because this guy gets booed way too much to be a face.

(I'm not so sure about Rey anymore.)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That was the funniest raw I have ever seen in my life. If Vince finished that line, I would have died right there in my bed. Well if you wanna know, you know the drill..

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HHH tricked Vince into saying he loves cock.

No Rematch for Randy on RAW, but he made sure that there will be one next time. Because he gave Cena's dad the boot to the head.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

To me it looks like they wanna give Jeff another title push. I guess it'll be good for ratings *shrugs*. IMO Carlito has had enough IC chances, he simply can't get the job done.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ahaha, Helms is gonna be out for long time so no big deal. Edge wont care. As for Chavo...:/. Man these people are stupid. HHH vs. Cena - you know its going to happen. And dammit Randy stop getting in trouble X_X;;;

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and Mysterio wins the #1 condendership? and I thought Show vs Mysterio was David vs. Goliath

How is that gonna..

Nah nevermind.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by dagget

Eh, everytime they do some kind of "horrible accident" or "fake death" angle, someone always ends up dead for real. :|

Yes, and I'm sure the last thing Vince wants is to have the media and the authorities all over his ass, like with the Benoit incident.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Simon Dean... what that the health fanatic wrestler with that drink promo??

..And I get the feeling this whole Rey vs. people 450+lbs more than him is a giant slow build up to a fued with Batista, or something. He's still the one of the greatest cruiserweights around.

FELIPE NO

Sonic those title changes were necessary and isn't part of any storyline. After all both of the former champions are suspended.

Eugene has been released, and I say it is about time.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by dagget

Nick Dinsmore is a talented wrestler. I think people hated the Eugene gimmick because he was supposed to be "special" and child-like. I enjoyed the gimmick, but that's just me.

It irritated me how his role was to..act like certain legends while at the same time RETARDIZING thier signature moves. You must have saw him for what he can really do. I never did obviously.


As for these firing and suspensions, yea it's making things pretty hard on the company. But I don't blame Vince. These people need to learn that steriods is the road to death. I don't care what good benefits steriods offer.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Things are looking up...

Well it COULD be Khali(haha). Could also be Stinsky who's another tall guy(taller than Vince). Oh this is going to be good. Umaga jobbed in the worst possible way, I felt bad for him.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

It could also be a certain former ECW champion, no clue what happened to him I'm assuming he's injured at the moment.

LOL that would be badass if it were the Bigshow, but I think he left the WWE.

And I was hoping for tiny comeback from Umaga before being victimized by Mr.sledge ;p. Don't get me wrong, I was hyped up when HHH pulled it out lol.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Now I think it really is show.

Remember the thing some years ago with him being a bastard child? And he was called "Big nasty bastard"?(or something like that) Maybe this is a continuation?

I don't know.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by mortis

And to continue with the lowering of morale within the WWE, Ric Flair reportedly quit due to a lack of push.

I guess so. He was slapped on the reject brand :/. It didnt help matters that a guy who's been out of action for 9-10 months, comes back and gets title shot, while someone who's 15times champion more than him, with over 20+ years experience, get pent to the ground. Besides.. what else was left for him to do? He's done it all. Except retire as the very thing that defined him?(wwe/world champion). I'll mess him though, I could never get enough of the old school guys.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by mortis

Good point. I can't remember if Moore had more than one match or not.

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I guess spoilers but who knows...

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Oh, and this may be the usual 'overseas, we do a title swap back and forth' thing, but...

World Tag-Team championship match:
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch(c) vs. Brian Kendrick & Paul London(w)
New champs, crowned in South Africa!

So Kendrick and London now have the titles. I think they might be the only team that has held the tag titles on both brands (Dudleys?).

It will be Cade and Murdoch fueding with them til WGTT get back together. Thats gonna get boring. Fast.

Thanks guys! You just assured that the REMAINING WWE roster gets pushed!(maybe..)

I got a feeling that Unforgiven is gonna be the last time Cena is champion. Wishful thinking for someone posting at 2:23AM!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow Angle has to defend the tag and the TNA title. Good luck with that one.

Oh, I just read something on WWE.com that had me laughing.

Many suspect Triple H to be Vince McMahons illegitmate son.

First of all: WTF HE IS THE MANS SON IN LAW

Secondly: Lol INCEST
"Well what can I say..she was hot, Vince".

FELIPE NO

Booker T quit??? WHAT?!

Oh well atleast he got some gold before going out. Wish it was like that for Flair.. People are dropping like flies. Vince better start using his new/young/fresh talent and push people.

Small recap..

Hogan only serves as a occasional squasher/promo man
Rock is gone - Mr.Movie man
Austin can't be fulltime because of his disability
Angle told WWE to F off
RVD same as above
Big Show doesn't want anything to do with WWE
Trish is retired(yea yea I know)
Lita retired
All the "real" women wrestlers left(Ivory, Jackie, etc)
JBL ran his mouth and got his career ended(yea I know in reality he wanted to retire)
Ron Simmons <--not sure about him

There's probably more...but I can't remember them all. The 'old' generation of wrestlers are seeing the light.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

If they gonna push Orton, and then still Kennedy, why not just not suspend the rest. Bring them all back and make using steriods no longer against the wellness program ?

C'mon, whats so bad about trying out other people for a big script @_@.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I've never seen a grown man laugh so hard in my life(excluding myself of course). Well done Vince, I didn't even it suspect it to be him.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

While I'm at it. PUSSSSSSH that guy Kevin Thorn to fued with CM Punk. I dont want to see Big Titty V(could not resist) get a shot just yet.

Originally Posted by Slash

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Okay...so I guess he really was a Little Bastard Eh?

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And heres a random bit of information. Rikishi will be on TNA this Thursday and will be in action I believe next thursday

omg I gotta start watching that show for real now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by DarthSavior

Good going Vince. Blowing an opportunity at making a new main eventer.

Well, like it hasn't happened before.

Hmm don't count out Kennedy yet. If I know how Vince operates, he's gonna keep his plans for him on hold, as well anyone else that had a thing going prior to the suspensions. Obviously all the voters thought it would be Triple H because an incest storyline would have been just too good(LOL), but I don't he wanted to do that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well I don't know why, maybe one of you guys know, but Sandman was released -although I figured it be sooner or later as he doesnt mold well with non extreme rules. Glad I got to see his last match. It was my first and only time seeing him perform.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Reading you guys talk about TNA and such had lead to me to a conclusion:

I blame Vince entirely for this mess, and maybe a little bit of Ted Turner. Wrestling was JUST FINE as is, when it was ECW, WCW, and WWE/F. Monday Night Raw, Monday Nitro, Clash of the Champions(I'll never forget the huge match Flair had with Vader), Thunder, REAL Smackdown, WCW Power Hour, and whatever side-shows ECW had..

When he went and bought out both, things just weren't the same. Now you have your favorite wrestlers juggling back and forth to each organization(WWE, TNA, TNA, WWE). Now if Ted Turner actually did something for WCW...who was losing 7mil or more a year, maybe they would have survived.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

And the fake sting angle. THAT was legendary. Even when he proved it wasn't him(when he splashed the fake sting aka Cobra at one of those PPVs), Lugar was gonna turn on him anyway.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Slash

Like how at unforgiven Khali will lose the title and not even get pinned.

Well you were right..but wrong about the not being pinned.

Ehhhh, I got nothing but bad news(kinda). I'll let you all find out on your own lol.

Raw is going to get pretty interesting and so will Smackdown.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?