[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Deliberate thought huh? Sounds like Benoit was fighting the urge to take them out but lost. The bibles near them could possibly express a request for forgiveness from God. However he took his own life, and there is no forgiveness in that. Strange, on the outside he looked like a well collected individual, but I guess that was his wrestling persona. Even throughout his WCW days(I'm talking EARLY 90's) he didn't need sabbiticals or time off, etc.

I'm all confused and just trying to make sense of it all. But I do know this, his career was an outlet.

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Here's how I feel about the steriod issue. Vince has had a wellness program in place for a quite a long time now. Nevermind the stunt he pulled with Chris Masters(I fear he will also die young and from drug overdose..). These men are grown people who should know better. It's looking bad on Vince because in the last few years the WWE has had more athlete deaths than any major entertainment or sport. But that goes back to what I said about them being grown. They should know what that stuff will do to a person. I don't know what kind of pain they endure in wrestling but I know there are other ways of supressing pain, and if you wanna get bigger just work out, it doesn't take long if you do it everyday and the CORRECT way. I'll be a hypocrite for saying this but those who died from steroid use, they brought it on themselves(well aware no one isn't going to like statement), that is not Vince's fault. If it is indeed found that Benoit was under influence of steroid usage.. Vince will need to put some serious sanctions in place. Like banning wrestlers who use steriods. Extensive testing and screening amatuer althetes. He also NEEDS to do something about the harsh schedule. You dont need a PPV every fucking month, and you don't need to tour every city EVERYDAY. Let these people have lives, it's driving them insane.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

~_~.

Anyway, I think the crossface is more of sharpshooter with the difference being that you're applying pressure to the upper neck region instead of the lower back and legs. For a child that size and young the crossface would have broken his neck, and possibly his arm if pulled on enough.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well I'm going to buy the WM23 DVD before they take it off the shelves and edit the match out(you know it will happen). His match with MVP was probably the best I've seen out of him in years and with a worthy opponent.

Damn. It did not have to be this way, he was trying to reach out too with all those text messages. Why...? If he knew he was going to go apeshit why didn't he just not go back home. His career, all his matchs, everything is going to be gone, up and coming fans wont ever know who this guy is. What a shame..

In other news.

I SMELL EDGE BEING THE NEW CENA OF SMACKDOWN. Get ready folks: Edge the forever World Heavy weight Champion and his new submission move R rated arm lock!

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Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Alright, Raw tonight and what's gonna be next for Cena? Hopefully a title loss...maybe Mick Foley

Your post started sucking when I got to Mick Foley.

Just kidding.

Mick Foley needs to retire. That's all I'm going to say.

And lol @ Lashley and Cena for the title. Yea that's going to work REAL WELL. Nevermind Cena already beating every big muscle man in the WWE. He's going to use the STFUMF'ER on Lashley, just watch.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I personally would like to see Orton with the title(around his waist and not in his damn hand like it doesn't mean anything..) because he'll look good with it.. Champs that look good as champs go over fans quite fast and well. And with his "Mr.Concussion" angle going, people will see him as "the champ to be feared". And we haven't had a champion of that perception since Yokozuna.

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http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/a...ckpalumbodebut

Well he's old talent but great talent..(if used right this time..)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Batista vs Khali Great American Bash. Now for the title. Khali will job to Batista and he will once again be champion.

Lame.

Originally Posted by Para

No one here likes Lashley? =/

I like him.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Slash

Spoiler:

looks like its a triple threat match with Kane, Batista and Lawli. Too bad it can't be a 3way dance...those were so much more entertaining

No need to tag it =P.

The outcome is still going to be the same I bet. And triple threat is a cheap way to not give Kane what he deserves, as it's always been for people who are being held back by bad bias TRIPLE THREAT scripts(Shawn Michaels, Booker, Chris Masters, etc..).

WWE is too predictable.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm not surprized and it appears not buying that on webcast was a good decision. *shakes head*

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Hmm, actually(correct me if I'm wrong but HHH hasn't had a title shot since his defeat to Batista at PPV(it was either Vengeance or Backlash) long time ago) Triple H has not faced Cena for the title when he came over to the RAW brand, so what we could have is a big pickle..

Or drop the HHH/Orton angle and go the fatal four route of Booker/Lashley/Cena/HHH.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It shouldn't come to no surprize to any of you, but Renee Dupree was released.

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We all need to be writers for the WWE, ratings would be off the charts.

Er I noticed a trend. . Cena jobs to someone on RAW and then said person jobs to him on a PPV. Weird.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Para

Err where did you get the rumour information on Umaga going face? (i find it interesting indeed for Umaga to go face).

The way I see it. . . when Vince was doing the whole fued with Bobby over the ECW title, looked as though it could have led to a Umaga face turn to me.

You know... being used as nothing but a tool and not gaining much in the process. Blahblah, goes nuts on boss blah blah.

Santino got booed off the face of the planet and Umaga got cheered through the roof at Vengeance, which now is as about as close as it'll feel with him going face.

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I bet those low ratings are largely due to people being tired of Cena.

The brand split was a bad idea from day one. With all of then together, you can create more interesting fueds instead of reusing the same ones over and over again.

Originally Posted by Slash

Fire Viscera

Just out of curiosity, but why? Granted he has not been much since the breakup of the ministry, but there's still room for improvement.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Spoiler:

Regal is a dinosaur, he's been around since the late 80s. GM is perfect for him.

Originally Posted by dagget

ahaha. Irwin R Shyster, that was awesome.

IRS was on RAW? Man I really wish I could have monday nights off. And there there dagget, put your lungs back in your chest cavity. I can just imagine how hard I'd be laughing.

Looks like theres some hope for the WWE yet.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Also, is Santino making a heel turn? I thought someone on here mentioned it a while back and I was surprised at first. Now, I'm starting to believe it.

Well IMO the angle started because of the fans reaction towards him at Vengeance. He got booed worst than Cena, and Umaga nearly pulled off a standing ovation. It was a really wierd experience. He's inexperienced, underweight for his class - he wont make it at all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by dagget

Also, the current plan for the Bastard McMahon is:

Spoiler:

MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDY....... Kennedy!

looool

I'm interested as to whether or not the "mom" will come into play as well and "who" she will be.

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Originally Posted by Slash

You forgot one vital point

Lashley took out Umaga and Santino "fell" ontop

that way Lashley and Umaga could do their feud

Which wasn't a fued to begin with. Just a McMahon vs Lashley half-assed fued with Umaga as leverage.

CM Punk gets a ECW title shot at Summerslam. That alone is a good enough reason for me to watch it on webcast.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

And to add to that Sylvain Grenier was released(kinda saw it coming). Before the huge Owen/Bret fued came along, I thought of Crush as one of the best heels of all time. With the formentioned fued + the Crush/Randy Savage angle, those were simply the best.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by mortis

Um, so it's not Hardy Vs MVP in a boxing match but Hardy Vs Holyfield. I am smelling an angle here (else Hardy will get beat down even worse than in his match with Edge at SS 05).

He will be told tone down of course. Though Matt is a trained athlete, he's not a boxer, and boxing is "real". Holyfield could kill Matt Hardy :/ in a straight up no strings attached boxing match. It's one of the reasons Tyson wussed out in his fight with him long time ago. The guy is'nt one to fuck with.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Slash

I remember about the Dudleys...they kind of got screwed towards the end of their WWE run. They were doing great then after ONS...2005? or 2006...they just bombed.

WWE needs to bring them back in some tag team turmoil match along with Heyman. WWE needs to turn the WWECW booking over to Heyman as well

I don't think Heyman wants anything to do with WWE anymore. He seemed to have had great passion for ECW and putting up with Vince chopping it up to high hell more likely a lot on Heyman. I don't if he quit or got fired that day, but I assume it was the final straw for him. Vince shits on his former competition by making a mockery out of them(hince ex-WCW wrestlers and the whole ECW).

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The video is on WWE.com. Right side panel.

And I didn't find it funny at all for some reason.

Holyfield knocked the fuck out of MVP. I know that fall he did wasn't faked either.

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Originally Posted by mortis

The plan as of now is to have Orton take the title from Cena. Cena is supposedly going off to movie land for a while so it's a good time to take the title off him.

Acting really is where the money is isn't? I mean damn, the Rock did it and it can be said that he isn't going to give it up and come back to wrestling.

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When I used to "wrestle" with my friends, I'd take the full brunt of everything. We stopped doing it though because we were afriad of seriously hurting each other. Being in the sharpshooter is no fun at all.

This will be my last webcast I'll get to watch til I get another job...

..I am only interested in CM vs John Morrison. The other matchs are too fucking predictable and have lame ass wrestlers.

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Spoiler:

Rey wins
Umaga retains
Beth won the rumble. Only one who really gave her trouble was McCool.
John Morrison retains - I was dissappointed in that whole match.
Triple H won - biggest entrance ever.
Batista won via DQ, but then went nuts and hit Lawli with a chair 5-6times.
This one is for dagget; So MVP wanted to have a beer drinking contest with Matt. Sure that was fine with Matt, until he pulled the same card that MPV pulled with Evandor. Matt and MVP didn't have that contest. Instead AUSTIN had that contest with MVP. And MVP never got to drink his first can, for he recieved a classic stunner, all up on his face and birdies flying.
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He was booed throughout the entire match. EVERYBODY shouted "CENA SUCK, CENA SUCKS". I hope Randy enjoyed himself, for he was cheered loudly each time he used a move on Cena. He survived the STFU, He survive well pretty much Cena's entire arsenal except..


The fucking FU.

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