Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman?

Man, why do people get off on criticizing celebrities?

How ya doing, buddy?

Why fight it? Why not just ignore it?

Sass, how could I be sarcastic? It's a question.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You know, like, stop watching the E channel and complaining about how celebrities are behaving because who gives a shit, really?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I going to have to agree with Lehah, here. If kids can't watch TV or browse the internet alone, or listen to music or read magazines that their parents don't know about, how are they going to be influenced by them? Shitty parenting is the cause of damn near every problem society has. It's not any of the vices or social diseases in particular.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, but not all kids subscribe to it now anyway. I'm going to stick by my guns and assume that that's because their parents aren't shitty.

I was speaking idiomatically.

There has to be some reason why society doesn't affect certain people in certain ways, even though everyone is exposed to the exact same shit. Care to venture a guess what that reason is, Devo?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's the chemicals! That's what's wrong with us. I always thought we had some responsiblity for how the world is, but it turns out it's molecules. God damn molecules.

FELIPE NO

So why doesn't everyone bow to the wills of society, Alice? What part of one's development protects from that?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?