I fucking hate winter...

Originally Posted by DeLorean

I fucking hate cold toilet seats... but there are advantages to winter. There is nothing better than a hot shower when your freezing cold. Hot chocolate is so much better in the winter time... and dumping snow down someones pants is an experience no person should live without having.

I live in the northeast and I had to crap in an unheated public bathroom at the state park yesterday. What really sucked was that the toilet was made of fucking metal, like a jail toilet. I definitely second your notion after that horror. I do generally like the winter, but I prefer the fall, which somehow the northeast missed out on this year.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

One advantage of the winter is that I don't get sinus-fucked to death by ragweed and all the other shit that the other seasons bring to haunt me. The first big pollen weeks of the spring always makes me hope the winter will hang on a little bit longer.

An annoying thing about the winter for me is that I'm the only one in my apartment complex who seems to have any snow-shovelling technique or ability, let alone an actual snow shovel. Tons of my neighbors are Indian and Asian office-slaves who have no concept of how to function in the outdoors, and they'll be outside pathetically fucking around with a garden shovel or a broom, trying to move 5-6 inches of slush/snow/ice.

The central NJ area also features some of the most crap-tastic winter drivers you can imagine. It's even worse when certain townships plow their streets/highways and others just say "fuck it" and let people spin out and slide all over the place.

There's nowhere I can't reach.