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Zephyrin Nov 5, 2007 01:40 AM

I fucking hate winter...
 
Some of us are already below freezing, so piss and moan for everybody to hear.

I fucking hate Winter because the damn toilet seat is ALWAYS COLD.

DeLorean Nov 5, 2007 01:46 AM

I fucking hate cold toilet seats... but there are advantages to winter. There is nothing better than a hot shower when your freezing cold. Hot chocolate is so much better in the winter time... and dumping snow down someones pants is an experience no person should live without having.

indutrial Nov 5, 2007 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DeLorean (Post 527260)
I fucking hate cold toilet seats... but there are advantages to winter. There is nothing better than a hot shower when your freezing cold. Hot chocolate is so much better in the winter time... and dumping snow down someones pants is an experience no person should live without having.

I live in the northeast and I had to crap in an unheated public bathroom at the state park yesterday. What really sucked was that the toilet was made of fucking metal, like a jail toilet. I definitely second your notion after that horror. I do generally like the winter, but I prefer the fall, which somehow the northeast missed out on this year.

Cellius Nov 5, 2007 01:59 AM

I like winter in Chicago because it means less bums begging me for my change from Starbucks as I walk down the sidewalk sipping my Grande Americano extra whip in my long black coat, spiffy scarf, leather gloves and laptop case while pretending to be a rich successful businessman on his way to an important meeting.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES, I WANT THOSE REPORTS BY MONDAY, JEFFERSON!

Zephyrin Nov 5, 2007 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DeLorean (Post 527260)
There is nothing better than a hot shower when your freezing cold.

No way. Fuck you. Not only does it take twice as long for the water to warm up, but as soon as you turn it off, you are freezing again. INSTANTLY.

DeLorean Nov 5, 2007 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin (Post 527273)
No way. Fuck you. Not only does it take twice as long for the water to warm up, but as soon as you turn it off, you are freezing again. INSTANTLY.

No way. Fuck you, I stay warm for quite some time after a hot shower.

RacinReaver Nov 5, 2007 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin (Post 527273)
No way. Fuck you. Not only does it take twice as long for the water to warm up, but as soon as you turn it off, you are freezing again. INSTANTLY.

The trick is to leave the fan off in the bathroom when you take a hot shower in the winter. If you do it right the place won't be too steamy, but it'll be nice and warm. Then slip on a warm pair of pants and a sweatshirt and you'll be happy for the rest of the day.

Also, best thing about winter: Sweatshirts straight out of the dryer before going outside.

Yggdrasil Nov 5, 2007 02:46 AM

Why the hate against winter? I love winter. Its the time of rain/snow and nice cloudy days, sunny days are overrated. Not to mention hot showers feel so much better and when you're in bed it also feels much more cozier and warm. Although it does become and issue when trying to get out of bed, as the moment you jump out and realize how unbelievably cold it is you're prone to jump back in, combined with my bad habit of falling back asleep easily this has created a number of tardy marks on my school record.

mortis Nov 5, 2007 04:34 AM

I like winter. I suppose it's because you can always put another layer of clothes on (well, okay, so maybe not ALWAYS) compared to taking clothes off when you are hot in the summer.

Actually, one of the things I miss most during winter time is snow. I haven't really seen too much snow for two, almost three years now. Seeing snow makes me think back (usually) fondly to past memories.

PiccoloNamek Nov 5, 2007 04:49 AM

Screw the summer. I love the winter. I love how cold and crisp and clean the air is, I love being able to actually see the real color of the sky. I love being able to go for a walk without breaking a sweat. I love being able to go outside without being set upon by gnats and mosquitoes. Here, in the winter, it actually rains regularly. I love how the cold weather keeps the troublemakers and miscreants inside (where they belong).

Yep... down here, winter is pretty much better all around.

Bernard Black Nov 5, 2007 05:18 AM

Winter is by far the best season. I always feel feverish in the summer, and my eyes are very sensitive to bright sunlight, not to mention that I have fair skin. I much prefer rainy or snowy days to long, hot, bright days. I'll agree that cold loo seats are a pain in the arse (pun intended).

Alice Nov 5, 2007 05:50 AM

Winter clothes are way cuter than summer clothes. Let's not forget that. And also, there's sleep. Who doesn't sleep better when it's cold and dark outside and they're all nice and toasty in bed?

Killy Nov 5, 2007 06:32 AM

I love winter. I won't be seeing a glimpse of the sun for another 3,5 months! Seriously, I won't.

That makes it easier to appreciate summer and we all know summer rocks.

Angel of Light Nov 5, 2007 06:36 AM

Winter tends to be one of my better seasons. I find with all the seasons they all have their good points and their bad points.

There are a number of reasons why I like winter:

I kind of like the majestic beauty of it. Its just nice to wake up and see the entire ground covered with snow. There is such a pristine beauty about it.

I find during the winter the sky looks much clearer and its actually a beautiful sight to see the aurora borealis in the middle of the night.

Contrary to some people I actually do enjoy shovelling snow, I like getting the workout every time I go out to do it. My fiance got me involved in downhill skiing and I can't wait to again. I like going skating and like one of the people on this forum said, the air feels much more crisp.

Plus the fact you get more of a chnace to miss out on work (snow day) due to bad weather well in my province (newfoundland) anyway. In terms of working in here in alberta, its not nescessarily about the weather but if it reaches -30 C then they send us home.

One of the best feelings in the world is during the winter, just hugging into the person you love in a cold bed, trying to get warm.

Krelian Nov 5, 2007 07:16 AM

Southeast England's just a frozen shithole in the winter. Snow is a rarity, and the air is boring, icy and still.

peeack Nov 5, 2007 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Alice (Post 527330)
Winter clothes are way cuter than summer clothes. Let's not forget that.

Wait what. No no no, this is all wrong. Completely wrong.

I love winter in the northern hemisphere, means the cricket is on in Australia :cool:

Philia Nov 5, 2007 07:59 AM

I love winter season so much for a lot of reasons that were mentioned above.

However though, I really hate how much my car has suddenly become a huge burden around this time. :\ I have a lot of problems with it and a lot of it can be rectified by being stored inside a GARAGE.

ForestBrain Nov 5, 2007 08:48 AM

Wrong... name... my sister stayed signed in and I didn't notice... darn...
but anyway, (sorry Deborah)

I love winter! and I loooove snow! :D

Adara Nov 5, 2007 09:48 AM

I like winter because down here because it's not really all that cold. I mean, I thought it was when I was growing up until I spent a year in Michigan and began to appreciate how mild Texas winters are. It might get into the low 40s on a really cold day, otherwise you can expect mid to upper 50s or lower 60s where I live. The only downside is the rain in the winter. It doesn't snow, so it rains instead and it's some cold shit.

indutrial Nov 5, 2007 11:35 AM

One advantage of the winter is that I don't get sinus-fucked to death by ragweed and all the other shit that the other seasons bring to haunt me. The first big pollen weeks of the spring always makes me hope the winter will hang on a little bit longer.

An annoying thing about the winter for me is that I'm the only one in my apartment complex who seems to have any snow-shovelling technique or ability, let alone an actual snow shovel. Tons of my neighbors are Indian and Asian office-slaves who have no concept of how to function in the outdoors, and they'll be outside pathetically fucking around with a garden shovel or a broom, trying to move 5-6 inches of slush/snow/ice.

The central NJ area also features some of the most crap-tastic winter drivers you can imagine. It's even worse when certain townships plow their streets/highways and others just say "fuck it" and let people spin out and slide all over the place.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Nov 5, 2007 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin (Post 527273)
No way. Fuck you. Not only does it take twice as long for the water to warm up, but as soon as you turn it off, you are freezing again. INSTANTLY.

Maybe you should try eating something. =p

I love winter. At least, I love it until after New Years. After that, everything looks so drab and the snow gets dirty so fast. The sky is always gray and the trees are bare.

But everything before February is GREAT.

DarkMageOzzie Nov 5, 2007 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin (Post 527273)
No way. Fuck you. Not only does it take twice as long for the water to warm up, but as soon as you turn it off, you are freezing again. INSTANTLY.

You must have a poorly insulated house or like no heat system in there. Even in winter my bathroom gets really steamed up when I take a shower.

Personally, I prefer winter aside from the snow. Snow makes driving a pain in the butt. Aside from that I find it alot easier to just dress extra warm then to try to cool down from the heat. Plus my allergies don't bother me as much, I can freaking breath!

niki Nov 5, 2007 01:09 PM

Winter has to be enjoyed in the wild more than any other season. There's nothing like walking in a frozen landscape while wearing the perfect clothes that make you neither cold nor sweaty.

Although, yeah, I'll agree urban life sucks even more in winter.

Hamu-Sumo Nov 5, 2007 01:21 PM

Winter is great. Fall is okay, too. Well, when it's too hot you can do nearly nothing but when it's cold you can wear warm clothes and use a blanket at home etc. And it's still the perfect season for gaming. :D

Ah, and German christmas markets really rocks. ;)


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