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3. People leaving their dirty, greasy, disgusting fingerprints on public computer monitors (ESPECIALLY in the Photoshop lab where COLOR IS CRUCIAL ).

2. People who arrive late to a concert and stand right in front of me for 10 fucking minutes trying to situate themselves while kicking out the people that shouldn't be in their seats. "You're blocking the stage, could you just get yourselves situated and sit and fucking SHUT UP so we can enjoy the concert we paid our tickets for?"

1. Children with god-awful parents that don't know how to be parents in public.
clerk/shop employee/associate:"Excuse me little boy, could we not climb on the shelves? It's dangerous to do that, okay?"
mom: "See now look what you did, you got me scolded!"
everyone around them: "wtf?"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spanking has never been bad for a child. Beating with any object including fists, yes go ahead and call the cops.

The people who can't tell the difference between spanking a disobeying/rotten child and absolute abuse, should get some family counseling and actually see what it's like to have the responsibility of growing something that actually resembles a person.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yes, I quite agree, it's a delicate balance.

But you also see where I'm getting at; "You don't got enough guts or common sense to discipline your child correctly (or at all), don't procreate, for the love of all things that breathe oxygen. Please."

Unfortunately, the rotten children that grew up to be douchebag adults, I can only hope shit comes around for their stupid acts or they somehow miraculously grow up somewhat of a decent adult. This is not the case in many cases, so I can only hope the harsh cruel world of reality will allow them to fucking wake up.

If that does not work, then yes Pang, I will not judge you if I see you hitting adults in public if they were being stupid. But I do expect you to be able to communicate first, like reasonable adults are capable of doing before you resort to violence. If talking doesn't get it through the other person's retarded thick skull, beat away, my friend.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.