In regards to the law, fist fights are only as serious as the injuries inflicted. Many fights end fairly quickly and in that case, the injuries MIGHT be minimal. If the fight is mutual, then the law doesn't need to enter the equation. Assault is a different story entirely.
I was assaulted at a Kansas City Royals game when I was 16. I was blind sided by a punch which shattered my jaw in 3 different places. At first, I didn't know what had happened. I saw white, and was obviously in shock. I think my brain got knocked around my skull...sounded like a slot machine and felt like a week after Vegas. Cheap shots. Gotta love em. Having your jaw wired shut for a month while eating ice cream, steak and tacos through a straw is best left to those who wish to go insane.
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but the kid is 2x my size so it's evident I would lose unless I had combat training.
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David and Goliath comes to mind.
If there are no witnesses, take some large blunt object, like a fire extinguisher, and bang 'em on the head with it after pointing to an object in the sky and saying "Look! A bird!" He sounds big and dumb. Chances are he'll turn around. Then, you can just hit him really hard. If its inside, it should still work, depending upon how stupid and dumb he really is.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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