What's the best thing about your country?

Originally Posted by Kishin

I sure think a theoretically free education is something to be proud of.

Theoretically as in, not really.


The best thing about America? Diversity. This is the one country that will openly accept anybody (even the Jews), and the resulting homogenizing culture is kickin rad.

Now, though, people are talking about keeping the Mexicans out, but I'm like FUCK THAT.

I wanna eat tamales for thanksgiving, motherfucker.

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The French have got us beat on nuclear infrastructure, so we can't exactly lay claim to it.

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Originally Posted by Hachifusa

We made it. Well, our government did. So the French can do whatever they want, as long as they keep in mind where they got the goods.

stop making me defend France

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

And Einstein was born in Germany, but he sort of shifted allegiances, if you know what I mean.

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This is as opposed to European multiculturalism, where you segregate each other for the sake of your own cultural uniqueness, and give each other high fives for leaving North Africans in slums.

American immigrants call themselves Americans. What do your immigrants call themselves?

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But he was still German. I don't think anyone's ever described Albert Einstein as anything else.

Yeah, but he died American baby IN YO FACE.

I was speaking idiomatically.