Lowtax gets knocked the FUCK out!

And he does it with style.

Full fight here: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...25177307308603

Lowtax's After-Fight Interview

What a classy guy. That's our hero.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think he expected that it would be a PR stunt, and that Boll wouldn't be hitting him like a red headed stepchild. Which is pretty much what Boll told him. Thus the cause for complaint.

Also, if somebody claims that they will train you, it becomes a commitment to prior engagement, and considering the fact that Lowtax was operating under the pretext that it wouldn't be a real fight, he didn't have any incentive to train in the first place.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So Lowtax is using today's update to talk about how stupid he was. Lowtax is now King of Internets.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well there's at least one line he won't cross:

Originally Posted by Lowtax

Boll seemed very proud that "Postal" will "begin by showing footage of 9/11," because that apparently is funny too, but not as humorous as boogers and not NEARLY as hilarious as rape, which he mentioned approximately one hundred thousand times in every discussion about "Postal." When he suggested things that the extras could do, he suggested "rape" at least twice. Then he stated, in his trademarked broken / nonsense bargain-bin English substitute, maybe it would be even funnier if a woman is raped and then has an abortion. After hearing this monumentally witty idea, I helpfully piped in and proposed, "and then the aborted fetus could RAPE ANOTHER ABORTED FETUS! HOW HILARIOUS WOULD THAT BE?!?" An uncomfortable hush fell upon us as he stopped talking and simply stared silently at me. I had apparently crossed the proverbial unspoken abortion-rape borderline of comedy. Once again, let me assure you I wish I was making this stupid crap up, but honestly, I'm not quite sure even I'm this unfunny. Oh wait, I just got today's Internet memo: I am!!!

How ya doing, buddy?