Dec 29, 2006, 10:07 PM
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Mine's going to be involved.
First, a ship. Preferably a pirate ship. Most definitely not a cruise ship or oil barge. My body will be on it, as will all my worldly possessions (unless I have a family, then they will be left to them). It will also be loaded down with fireworks of the most impressive sort, and then the whole thing will be covered with oil. It will be launched out to sea.
On shore, will be anyone that cares (with film crews, in case I'm important). There will be a 300 person orchestra, with a 300 person choir. They will play Requiem Mass. I'm not Catholic, but I don't care. After that, they will play Berlioz's Requiem.
Then, there will be a line of archers, with wooden bows and wooden arrows, and the arrows will be lit, and shot in the air at the boat. Lots of archers will be required so we don't have to wait for an hour for the boat to be hit.
It will be glorious.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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