Close Your Eyes, Open Your Mouth, and Put Your Lips Over the Hole in the Wall. [NSFW]

Should some clever and mean-spirited villain ever seek your undoing by attaching your favorite food to a fishing line and using it as bait to lure you onto a busy freeway, what is it you'd fall for?

It doesn't necessarily have to be something that has sent your mouth into the equivalent of an orgasmic frenzy, but it helps! When I say "orgasmic frenzy", I mean it left you making unattractive faces and ugly sex noises at the dinner table when you took your first bite. "OOOoooH MAN! This macaroni and cheese is SOOO fucking GOOOOD." Then your grandma offers you more with a creepy smile on her face. D:


If you have never experienced this, why not? Is there something wrong with you? Do you even enjoy eating food, Fly-Version Jeff Goldblum? Or do you just sorta vomit on it first, then suck it up through a swirly straw with an unpleasant look on your face? Okay, well, has that ever made you orgasm? Then that is your answer! =D


For me its... SPOILER ALERT

Spoiler:

PEANUT BUTTER, HONEY AND BANANAS
DANGLING ON A STRING

Actually, my mouth didn't orgasm like I wanted it to, but it was damn good. Like, I want one right now so bad I could take off my pants!

WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU? :]







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Crash and Rydia: No [pies] or [brownies] are exposed,
but if you still feel this isn't work-safe,
let me know and the pictures will be properly censored.
With pies and brownies.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You just aren't evil enough, Muzza. There are plenty of ways to kill Zerg with vehicles that are traveling really really fast.

For instance, if I was the mastermind consumed with his destruction via his favorite food as bait, I'd strap that pig to an RC car with twisty ties and VROOOOOOOM! up the on-ramp of a major interstate! Bye, Zerg! Bye!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That was more of an example than a rule. Use his weakness against him the best way you know how!


You're going to be so hungry and dead, Zerg.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Is it good enough to consume through a hole in the wall? Because that's pretty good!


I measure the deliciousness of everything I eat by asking myself that very question.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?