Close Your Eyes, Open Your Mouth, and Put Your Lips Over the Hole in the Wall. [NSFW]
 

Should some clever and mean-spirited villain ever seek your undoing by attaching your favorite food to a fishing line and using it as bait to lure you onto a busy freeway, what is it you'd fall for?

It doesn't necessarily have to be something that has sent your mouth into the equivalent of an orgasmic frenzy, but it helps! When I say "orgasmic frenzy", I mean it left you making unattractive faces and ugly sex noises at the dinner table when you took your first bite. "OOOoooH MAN! This macaroni and cheese is SOOO fucking GOOOOD." Then your grandma offers you more with a creepy smile on her face. D:


If you have never experienced this, why not? Is there something wrong with you? Do you even enjoy eating food, Fly-Version Jeff Goldblum? Or do you just sorta vomit on it first, then suck it up through a swirly straw with an unpleasant look on your face? Okay, well, has that ever made you orgasm? Then that is your answer! =D


For me its... SPOILER ALERT





WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU? :]







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With pies and brownies.

^^ A pig on a spit can't be attached to a string, so an evil villain wouldn't be able to taunt you with it. >=|

(Donut is my number 1 but it's already been "used", so...) As for mine, well, the phallic imagery is rather appropriate disturbing.

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and yes I know I chopped her finger off but I suck at image cropping and stuff~

You just aren't evil enough, Muzza. There are plenty of ways to kill Zerg with vehicles that are traveling really really fast.

For instance, if I was the mastermind consumed with his destruction via his favorite food as bait, I'd strap that pig to an RC car with twisty ties and VROOOOOOOM! up the on-ramp of a major interstate! Bye, Zerg! Bye!

B-But I thought it had to be something that could be attached to a string or fishing line...aw shucks.

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That was more of an example than a rule. Use his weakness against him the best way you know how!


You're going to be so hungry and dead, Zerg.

Meanie :(

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Best. Drink. Ever.

It's a good thing I don't live anywhere near a Tim Horton's because these would definitely be my downfall.

Is it good enough to consume through a hole in the wall? Because that's pretty good!


I measure the deliciousness of everything I eat by asking myself that very question.

Of course it is! Not to mention it would be pretty damn easy to get through the hole.

I live one block away from a Tim Horton's, Midna. And there's another directly across the street from my workplace. Further up the road, two miles or so, is yet another Tim Horton's, this one with the distinction of being open 24/7. Now I don't go nuts over iced cappucino the way you claim to, but I'll agree that their butter-caramel variety is pretty freakin' good on a warm day. (Of course, they also sell donuts, the go-to indulgence for this thread. The "dutchie" variety of their donut holes, or "Timbits", are crazy awesome.)

As far as I know, you live out on the west coast. Having visited there myself, I know that there's an appalling lack of Tim Horton's stores. Where did you happen to visit one?

My personal weakness? My voracious sweet tooth demands satisfaction in the following form:



Don't worry about the prurient content in the opening post, Puck. I've labeled the thread as NSFW, so if someone gets fired for reading donut porn at work, the blood is on their own hands.

I've spent time in Alberta, as well as BC, and those are the only times I get to have one. Usually what I end up doing is having one every day I'm there, which always results in the same thing - 3 pound weight gain and major sugar overload. But it's worth it, and happens so rarely that I don't really care.

And, yes, Timbits are excellent too. I admit I'll indulge in those as well, but only minimally because donuts + iced capp = headache and nausea.

Anything but demon carrots.



Ohhh!

Can it be in a space suit leading me into oncoming traffic?

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I'd gladly walk into oncoming traffic for maple sugar candy. I've loved this stuff ever since I was little, and now I actually live near a store that sells it rather than seeing it once every 2-3 years. It loses its amazing flavor if you eat it too frequently though, so I tend to buy a pack of 12 small ones and ration it out over the course of a couple months.

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I would punch out someone's blood for a good ham sandvich right now, though it might be easier to simply walk to the kitchen and make one.