Kitchen Item Hand Replacement

So let's say you sold your soul to the devil for a pretty tasty roasted pepper tart recipe, or something equally worthy of exchanging an eternity of existence for, and all the sudden, "NO NOT PART OF THE DEAL, SATAN!"

He removes both of your hands and uses them as batteries for his wristwatch, then offers to replace your severed hands with something lying around!

oh man quick

think think think

um um um

PIZZA CUTTERS! Wait, no-

Too late! The devil is gone!
And with the roasted pepper tart! >=(




Well, life's gonna get pretty rough from here on. The novelty of cutting everything with pizza cutters--steaks! turkeys! letters!--will get old fast, and then what do I do? I guess I can apply at Papa Johns part time, or join the circus. Fuck me.

It is up to you now to make a better decision on what you would want to have as your new hands. It can be anything kitchen related: pots, appliances, utensils; you name it.

Just don't go pizza cutters. Trust me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.