[Tournament] FIFA World Cup 2010

Even if it means I lose money for betting against any European team, I'm in for a pool as well. Empty (all 17¢) from my PayPal account, you fucks!

How ya doing, buddy?

I honestly doubt that Mexico will win against Urugay. Those Urugayos cover their field like a smog blanket over their rotting cities and, truth be told, Mexico got MAD lucky with Chicharo NOT being offsides during that first goal.

I HOPE they win but, really, it's just wishful thinking from this point on.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Man, even for France, this is still kind of a dick move. Seriously? Why don't they just pack their shit and go home? If someone had predicted that they'd throw a tantrum over one of their teammates getting teary-eyed because a bunch of beaners beat them, we Mexicans, as a nation, would have been the better country and petitioned Javier Aguirre to let the children win just to be nice.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That was completely out of fuckin' NOWHERE!

I hope the Americans don't think that this "feign fatigue toward the end and then GET MY BALL ALL UP IN YA" tactic is gonna work forever. Then again, I have a good feeling about their next game since they'll probably end up playing the Germans and heaven knows those guys never finish anything they start*.

(*For further reference, see WWI and WWII)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The calls were fucking retarded too. I don't know what grounds they called offsides on Jozy but, fuck it, I hope this team is afforded refs with better vision next match.

I was speaking idiomatically.

GODDAMN YOU, DEUTSCHLAND! I mean, I know you can't finish wars worth a shit but is it too much to ask that you finish a World Cup?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?