Ever hurt yourself stupidly?

I've had plenty of these involuntarily stupid-induced injuries but the most recent one that I can recall was a couple of weeks ago when I was in Mexico. See, I was basically drunk and/or stoned for 2 weeks and I came down with a god-awful cold, not unlike the one I have now. When I was forced to sober up because I couldn't go out anywhere anymore, I realized that parts of my body were hurting and I couldn't for the life of me remember how I got the vast majority of these pains. I had a bruise on my thigh, about 3 or 4 bruises on my ribs and another one on my right calf. These were probably induced by some kind of drunken stumble and, according to my cousins, I had more than one of those. However, the one that I DID remember, was this really awful burn I still have on my right index finger and it's only now starting to scar over.

Smoking 3 joints a night to the hilt without a clip is NEVER a good idea.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by sprouticus

Saw? I once obeyed a road sign when it told me to bring my vehicle to a complete stop.

A MAN CHOOSES. A SLAVE OBEYS.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Thud.

(... and the secret's out.)

.... that you're a zombie? Honey, everybody knew that. You posted pictures in your journal.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.