[Multiplatform] Left 4 STOP THROWING PIPE BOMBS AT THE TANKS

I don't have a gaming PC so I bought this for 360. I also have a throat infection that's going to keep me doped on on painkillers and penicillin for the next few days and would love to pop zombies with someone for a while. Anyone else have it on 360?

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Originally Posted by Immortal

I'm gonna try and hop online sometime this weekend, but school has been lame this week. My girlfriend just had knee surgery as well, so I have been playing nurse more than zombie killer

Let's shoot for Sunday, if anything. I have a lot of things to do on Saturday and I may not be able to hop online until Sunday afternoon. Call or text me if need be.

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Originally Posted by Immortal

She's gonna rape you, you know.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Why can't we just survive without rape? Is a life without rape just not possible nowadays or what?

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Originally Posted by Bacon Man

This graph is the bane of my existence. My cousin and I just got done playing through a couple of rounds in Survival in the No Mercy map and we were getting skeeted on at about the 2-minute mark. I can't even imagine going through this shit without a good team.

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Originally Posted by Blue Falcon

...and Paco is the absolute worst anything I've ever seen.

Man, fuck you. I'd never played Versus before, much less actually tried my hand at playing as the Infected. But after enough practice, a 6-pack of Rogue Dead Guy Ale and three hours of non-stop shitttalk as a Hunter, I was jumping more honkies than a mass gang initiation.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Two people sent me friend requests last night. One of them was Scorccio (Chaotic) but I don't know who WagZ22 is.

I was kinda lit when I hit accept.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Clear solution: DO NOT FUCKING SLEEP.

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Why the fuck are you people drinking on a weekday?

Fuck, you guys are drunks.

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3b. Let's sprint 5 rooms ahead of the entire team and then blame them for getting gangraped.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Man, fuck you.

Frank, Deni and myself played on Wednesday night and I was pretty tanked so I didn't do as good as I had hoped. Frank didn't sound like he was in any shape to be playing either and Deni...

Well... Deni put up with us so we'll give him a "Good Sport" medal.

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Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Ridiculously long-distance pounces look nice but with the pounce damage capped at 25 all you'd really be doing is showboating and wasting time.

Is it capped at 25 on the 360 version as well? I was wondering why I would pounce on motherfuckers from the tops of buildings and never have them die the excruciatingly instantaneous death that a drop from that height is SUPPOSED to deliver.

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Originally Posted by Taco

For the next 20 hours (That's until 11 AM EST tomorrow), Left 4 Dead 2 is on sale as part of Valve's thanksgiving weekend deals. A copy will run you $37.49...

Amazon also has it for sale at this price and I finally broke down and bought it because, seriously, game is so totally worth its 40 bones. It should be here by Monday and I expect to get some game time in with some of you guys then.

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Tonight, I asked Sonne if he was down to play some campaign shit and he agreed. I had planned to go through one chapter and, well, 4 hours later we had plowed through all five chapters and gotten us a ton of achievements. We gotta set up a whole 4-on-4 skullfuck-a-zombie fest one of these days so he can join. Sure he says he sucks (we'll put him on Mo0's team just in case) but that shit would be fun nonetheless.

I was speaking idiomatically.