When beer would take too long to get you drunk...

Originally Posted by Visavi

They wanted me to bring them some, but I don't want to be responsible for messing them up if they don't water it down enough.

Why would you even think of committing such a sacrilegous act?

Even though beer is my preferred method of inebriation, every once in a while you just gotta have your buzz coming and hitting you like a freight train. For that, I recommend Wild Turkey 101.

Even though it's extremely potent and semi-hallucinogenic absynthe is another great drink that will have you on your ass in 3 shots flat; just ask Ben.

In Mexico we have this really bitter and extremely potent liquor called "pulque" which is made from agave extract which I believe is called "aguamiel" (honey water). It spoils easily, so as soon as it's made, the batch has to go and I've seen a group of 4 of us off a clay jug which I would put at about 60-70oz in one night. Few things can give me hangovers that bad.

Of course... You can't go wrong with tequila and lime. Just make sure you're drinking something good like Cazadores, Centenario or Patron.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Visavi

I don't know, they just tell me that it needs to be diluted b/c it can seriously mess you up.

Well, it is pretty damn potent and semi-hallucinogenic but if you're out on a mission to off a bottle in one night, the bottle might end up offing you. Take one shot and you're good for the night.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by *AkirA*

He prefers it straight from the bottle, not mixed with coke or anything like that.

That's a sipping scotch and you're really not supposed to mix it with anything or drink more than a couple of glasses over ice cubes. If he was on a mission to off a whole bottle in one night he wasted his money and should have bought some fucking Jim Beam bourbon instead. :/

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Jiraiya

Usually if Im not drinking beer its Captain Morgans Tatoo (I think thats the name).

Yeah... That's what it's called. And it's REALLY good too, but it's too sweet for my tastes. Drink too much and the sugar alone is enough to give you a hangover.

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