Review your CD, slacker!
Member 174
Level 11.98
Mar 2006
|
Jul 14, 2008, 09:16 PM
Local time: Jul 14, 2008, 09:16 PM
|
2
#1 of 61
|
Sony will announce that HOME closed beta signups are reopening in 2011. Also, Little Big Planet will go multi-platform, but Duke Nukem Forever will be an exclusive. More companies will rush to announce their intentions to not support trophies. God of War III will be slated for a Q4 of 09 release date, but will be scaled back to a T rating in order to appeal to a wider audience.
Gigantic new update will add unprecedented new copy protection for blu ray discs including regional lockout and inability to play a movie or game if it has ever been played on another PS3 console. Final Fantasy VII remake will be announced for FoCoMa mobile phones. New 10gb model will be announced with a $379 price point, slated to replace both current models on the market. It will be bundled with a copy of Alone in the Dark and will feature an all new technology called 'negative backwards compatibility' in which it will actually crush and incinerate any Playstation 2 game inserted into the disc drive.
Every new PS3 will now ship with $1.50 in Playstation Network Points and complimentary anal lube. I called it first.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
This picture of a My Little Pony represents my failure to review the Mix CD that was sent to me. Like this image, I am a shining beacon of shame and disgrace.
|
Elmoogle