WOMENS ISSUES

Ugh, no WONDER I've been feeling like my life hasnt been complete in a long time. I keep forgetting that whole 'make dinner' thing... what the hell. Why wasnt I informed of this sooner?

Alright, so what does everyone want for dinner? Bernard Black, you wanna help me with this? It may get tedious.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ohhhhhh OK! I got it now.

Well Ence, I will get right on that, as soon as I make with the sex (it must come FIRST), and THEN clean up around here.

Crash, looking around, it really looks like I'll need all the time I'll be waiting to get laid in order to clean... so can I START cleaning while I wait to make with the sex, or do I HAVE to wait for teh sex to be done to get started? I'm thinking efficiently here.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Crash, this is fair warning that cleaning this place will take MONTHS. Therefore, if I do everything in that EXACT order, it could be YEARS before my WOMENS ISSUES are SOLVED.

First, I'm not getting laid anytime soon, so that could be years already... then cleaning this place... THEN making dinner? What is everyone eating for dinner during those YEARS when I'm cleaning up around here? And even if, by some miracle I make with the sex tomorrow, that means I cant repeat the process until everything is cleaned and dinner is cooked, which could take MONTHS.

I JUST WANT MY WOMENS ISSUES SOLVED BY THREE SIMPLE STEPS, BUT THEY'RE NOT STAYING SIMPLE!!! ;_;

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.