WOMENS ISSUES
 

CAN BE SOLVED BY THREE SIMPLE STEPS

have sex
clean the house
cook the dinner

Now see, if you made this kind of thread more often we wouldn't have to spank you so much

I agree with the first item, I don't know about the other two

"the" dinner?

So, just one dinner? Ever?

Because I'm gonna be hungry again next week

Go to fucking Pizza Hut then

Bitch better walk to Pizza Hut and have it ready for me when I get home

PIZZA GOT COLD

TIME FOR MR. LOUISVILLE

the pizza or the bitch?

Both.

So . . . these three things mean they'll never have a period again?


Awesome.

You just need the first one to avoid periods. If you time it right.

Ugh, no WONDER I've been feeling like my life hasnt been complete in a long time. I keep forgetting that whole 'make dinner' thing... what the hell. Why wasnt I informed of this sooner?

Alright, so what does everyone want for dinner? Bernard Black, you wanna help me with this? It may get tedious.

No, Tem. "Cook the dinner" is third for a reason.

First you must make with the sex, then clean up this fucking sty.

PRIORITIES!

WHATEVER, BITCH. GIVE ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH WIT SUM WAFFLE FRIES.

FOR FREE

Ohhhhhh OK! I got it now.

Well Ence, I will get right on that, as soon as I make with the sex (it must come FIRST), and THEN clean up around here.

Crash, looking around, it really looks like I'll need all the time I'll be waiting to get laid in order to clean... so can I START cleaning while I wait to make with the sex, or do I HAVE to wait for teh sex to be done to get started? I'm thinking efficiently here.

No, you must wait. Do your nails or something. I will be up shortly.

And stop asking questions.

DO YOU SEE "THINK" ON THAT LIST? NO YOU DO NOT, SO KNOCK IT OFF, BITCH.

Crash, this is fair warning that cleaning this place will take MONTHS. Therefore, if I do everything in that EXACT order, it could be YEARS before my WOMENS ISSUES are SOLVED.

First, I'm not getting laid anytime soon, so that could be years already... then cleaning this place... THEN making dinner? What is everyone eating for dinner during those YEARS when I'm cleaning up around here? And even if, by some miracle I make with the sex tomorrow, that means I cant repeat the process until everything is cleaned and dinner is cooked, which could take MONTHS.

I JUST WANT MY WOMENS ISSUES SOLVED BY THREE SIMPLE STEPS, BUT THEY'RE NOT STAYING SIMPLE!!! ;_;

Step 1: Leave us the fuck alone when the game is on.

Step 2: Don't make us talk to your mom. We don't care.

Step 3: No, I don't care about your cat.

Step 4: Blowjobs are a right, not a privilege.

Step 5: Lose horribly to us when we play games with you. (Jessy is great at this. Take notes.)*




*Everything I've learned about women's problems I learned from stand-up comedy.

would be easier if you learned how to play a little just saying~

Haha wait until Sassafrass discovers that

What the fuck. How is it all you people can call yourself men, but you leave off the fourth step - coat hangers.