[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by mortis

Diva Halloween whatever: I don't care. But fine, Candice. Wait, she's out, right?

Shit, forgot about that. I'll go with you on this one and also go with Mickie James.

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Wow, Hornswoggle is the awesomeness. I couldn't stop laughing the whole match. Best match tonight.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Anybody know if Sid Vicious is coming back to WWE? I know wikipedia can be unreliable sometimes, but I couldn't ignore this:

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Taken from wikipedia.org:

Sid Eudy has stated in an August 4 interview with the Ottawa Sun, he wishes to make one last run in WWE. He claims his return would be "the biggest comeback in sports history".[7]

Sid also wrestled a match in Ottawa at SuperEx: When Legends Collide on August 24 against Johnny Devine. Sid got the biggest ovation of the night and he defeated Johnny with a chokeslam onto a steel chair and then a powerbomb.

Also on September 5 he was a guest on the Psychopathic Records' online radio station WFUCKOFF! during "The Main Event" with Violent J and Corporal Robinson. During this segment Sid mentioned once again that he was working on getting involved with the WWE again. He also let it slip that he was going to be at JCW's Evansville Invasion, on October 6, 2007 in Evansville, Indiana.

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Just imagine if Sid Vicious started to feud with HBK again...or why not Orton/Vicious vs. HHH/HBK.

Oh, and Monster Mash Battle Royal last night actually wasn't that bad although Big Daddy V botched a sidewalk slam on Kane not once, but twice. After the 2nd attempt, the crowd booed. The winner was the last person I expected to win it, though.

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Sorry to say this, but I hope Cena doesn't hold the title again for more than a year. I hope his break is good and his rehab goes well, but he shouldn't get that title for a long time. If you're gonna do it, at least send him back to Smackdown to hold the title.

Speaking of Smackdown, I'm currently watching it right now for the first time in...well a long time. First guy I see is someone named Chuck Palumbo and I'm thinking, who the hell is this guy? I get a closer look at his face and thought, "THAT guy?! Chuck from Billy and Chuck? He's STILL around?" Sorry, I didn't think someone like him would still be around.

Also, it's cool seeing the Undertaker. However, this show is being broadcasted on the CW for me. Now I have never watched anything on this channel, and I've gotta say I'm not impressed. I feel like I'm watching a low quality video full screen on my computer when you see all the bright flashing lights. The pixelation is just unbelievable.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The hell? What did they get suspended for? Is this another Wellness Policy violation? Maybe they thought "If we trash our hotel rooms, we'll get world titles!"

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First 20 minutes of Raw and I'm already laughing my ass off.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Slash, that is what I'm hoping WWE realizes and that DX is freakin gold.

Also, I seem to be really digging the Boogeyman lately. Move his ass from ECW to Raw...oh wait, we have to wait until May for the Draft Lottery. Well at least give him some more air time on ECW.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Nah, you've gotta say it the Randy Savage way. Bull Naka Naka Naka Naka No. That woman was a beast.

Originally Posted by Slash

That draft lottery is a bunch of bull really. lol. I'm sure they can figure out reasons to move people around without it

Yeah, well the only reasons they have are draft and Royal Rumble winners. Other than that, the interpromotional matches are the best we're gonna get. I still say kill ECW and turn that title into the Hardcore title and have the 24/7 rule in effect.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by dagget

Well, apparently the Masterlock wasn't fireproof. (looool) Chris Masters is gone.

Damn it...and I was hoping they'd put him back on Raw this Spring. Clearly the Masterpiece was one of my favorites and deserved some gold in his future.

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ROFL at the Hornswaggle training session. That was great! I'm with you dagget, it's nice to see these cross-brand matches.

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I doubt it would happen in that match, especially since Big Daddy V is supposed to be so unstoppable. Now Beth Phoenix going solo and winning it...THAT I could see happening.

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Predictions:

Diva's Match: Beth Phoenix will destroy her opponents, and then destroy her own team.

Khali/Hornswaggle - Hornswaggle will win this match and thus the tag team of Khali and Hornswaggle will begin.

Triple H Team Vs Umaga Team - Triple H's team will win with HHH being the sole survivor.

Triple Threat ECW match - I was gonna go with Miz but after reading that spoiler, Punk will retain.

Batista/Undertaker - Undertaker will win it by pinfall and win the title back. It's either that, or a draw.

HBK/Orton - HBK will win it using a submission hold, probably the sharpshooter. There will not be a screwjob on this night.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by mortis

My guess is either 1) Edge will face Batista next month for the title that he 'never lost' in which Taker will interfere and cost Edge the match (setting up a match for Mania, Streak Vs 'Streak').

I'm guessing the 'Streak' one is Edge refusing to acknowledge that he lost a Money in the Bank match back in Wrestlemania, when Jeff took him out of the contest with a Swanton Bomb from a ladder onto him on a ladder, so he still thinks he's undefeated at Wrestlemania.

How ya doing, buddy?

The way I see the Intercontinental title now, it's the most exciting title in the WWE...well, when Umanga isn't holding it anyways. I see it as the equivalent of the Cruiserweight title, yet it can be held by anyone.

As far as Ladder Matches go, unfortunately I can't watch it when it's just between two people anymore. I used to think when there was a Ladder Match for the IC title, it was the greatest thing in the world. Then, they came out with TLC matches and that was even better. Now we've got Money in the Bank, which sometimes isn't as exciting as the TLC matches but they're pretty damn good since you almost have non-stop action going on.

I'm disappointed with ECW...I never watched it when it died but I did see the ECW's Most Violent Matches DVD and from what I could tell it was all about Hardcore. I saw the barbed wire match between Sabu and Terry Funk and that was some sick shit. I'm currently trying to get IWA Japan King of the Deathmatches, but it is being a pain downloading. In the past few months, I haven't seen anything hardcore related in ECW...it seems like it's just another wrestling show.

Can't stress this enough: Kill ECW and change its title into the Hardcore title with the 24/7 rule. Sorry for reusing the idea.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by dagget

Also I lol'd when the new Save_Us promo aired and the screen went blank, then Europe's FInal Countdown started playing (for the Sonic and Mario Wii game). I dunno, I just found that perfect timing.

Haha, I was expecting to see the rest of the Save_Us promo. If it really got cut off by the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games promo, then damn...that's awesome.

Yeah, that was a pretty good match between Umanga and Hardy.

Spoiler:

It's a shame that Umanga didn't turn on Snitsky and a rivalry started between those two. It would've been awesome.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

LOL, we should all know better...the big stuff never happens until the end of the show anyway. Carlito's quitting? Holy crap...

Next week, WHOO!!!

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Is it just me or did he seem a bit more beefed up?

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LMAO!!! Hogan almost forgetting about his match. I actually have the Nitro that has this promo back in 1996. Oh man, this was hilarious.

Actually, all of those nWo announcements have been pretty funny. Look for the one about the Four Horsemen, Piper, and Zybysko.

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Yeah, sucks for Hogan. I watched the show a few times, but I'm guessing that does it for Hogan Knows Best. Well, I hope the family gets through it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Nothing wrong with that. I can put up with Triple H more than I can with Cena.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That announcement was really awesome, I was fooled. Then McMahon and Orton had to ruin it.

Spoiler:

Ric Flair is the man, but unfortunately...I see tonight being his last night. He'll end it in Charlotte, guaranteed.

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Originally Posted by mortis

1) there is a small number of heels

15 out of 40 in the Raw roster are heels...is that really a small number? Unless you're saying major heels, in which case I can understand.

Edit: I'll be damned, there's an Extreme Rules Match tomorrow on ECW between Kane and Big Daddy V.

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The code breaker is fine and all, but come on. Where's the Lionsault and the Walls of Jericho? As far as the Vicky Guerrero thing, I too had a bad taste left in my mouth. If that's all I'm missing on Smackdown then I'm glad I'm not watching it.

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Actually no. Can't remember the number, but I believe he was face when he won the title back from the Wrestlemania in 2002. It was when he came back from his quad injury.

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