Horrible Spring Weather

I like how humans try to categorize nature by deeming March 20th as the First of Spring so therefore Spring-like weather MUST COMMENCE.

It's Spring to me when it stops raining. Which is hasn't yet, we may go straight into Summer without stopping at Spring.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spring rain and Winter rain are two different animals. Spring rain does not come at you sideways and rip your umbrella upside down at 10000 MPH.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The whole point of this topic is how the categorization is not holding well at all.

And obviously seasons are dictated by the weather, I'm not sure how humans would have managed to pull that out of their ass without it. I'm just not sure the 20th of March is going to be the exact date for Spring. There's a rough estimate in the pattern of seasons but it's hardly exact, humans just decided that at one point in time to make it seem as if we had a grasp on nature. Which we obviously don't, otherwise there wouldn't be hurricanes well into December when the end of the "season" was November. Or snow storms when dammit, it's Spring.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nature is pretty much a bunch of weather discrepancies. The natural world isn't by the book and it's not something that can be prevented or regulated. Just because man observed some sort of loose pattern for a few hundred years doesn't make it the fact of the Earth.

Coupled that we're dumping tons of carbon and CO2 into the atmosphere on a daily basis, the weather is now as unpredictable as ever. Hell even without human intervention, the planet was hit with an Ice Age every so often.

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