[Multiplatform] Turtles In Time Remake: HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM BIG APPLES 3 A.M.?

And I saw when the Dog Spirit opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the seven beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a big scary dog: and he that sat on him had some drugs; and some meth was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another dog that was big and scary: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take a lot of drugs, and to probably kill anyone who talks to him: and there was given unto him a replica katana from QVC.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a really really big dog, seriously; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, We must use this to carefully measure all of the drugs we are selling.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold all the dogs were securely chained up the whole time, and I felt like an idiot.

Jam it back in, in the dark.