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Originally Posted by Acer

Half-Life: Spaghetti Consequences

Pang Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an restaurant typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that spaghettis and pastas were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

Pang Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his chef's hat. Pang Freeman got on his Tenser's Floating Disk and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face delicious ravioli consequences" so he had to go.

Pang Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no linguinis around because he ddint have pepper mill.

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Pang Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. Pang Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the spaghetti in savory meat sauce".

Pang Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A pasta bowl was hiden near by so when Pang Freeman went by the pasta came and wanted to give him a stain on his apron. Here Pang Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had way too much garlic.

"I cant give you my apron officer" Pang Freeman said

"Why not?" said the garlic pasta back to Pang Freeman.

"Because you are ineptly seasoned" so Pang Freeman threw the pasta in the garbage disposal and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

Pang Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. Pang Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Panic Restaurant" with someons writing under it saying "this is delicious" so Pang Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.

Pang Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his floating disk and the floating disk took out some soggy pasta infront of Pang Freeman. Pang Freeman smiled and walked fast. Pang Freeman then looked on the ground and found pepper mill so he pickd it up and fired fast at pastafarians in front of a house.

Pang Freeman said "Pastafarians leave this place" and the pastafarians said "but this is our restaurant" and Pang Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt work there anymore because they were very silly so he blew up the restaurant and killed the italian plumbers it's-a-me, mario so they were at piece.

Then Pang Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Panic Restaurant was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and delicious from savory meat sauce.

When Pang Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final Flying Spaghetti Monster and Gordon said "Pang Freeman! Over here!" so Pang Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. Pang Freeman fired his pepper from teh pepper mill really fast and the pepper went and shot the spaghetti monster in the nose and the spaghetti monster sneezed uncontrollably.

Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the spaghetti monster in the face and the spaghetti monster fell. Pang Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because Pang Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! Pang Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and Pang Freeman walked real fast out.

Pang Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get squishd on by the massive vegitarean lasagna and he was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back evil pasta!" Pang Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.

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