[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

I did not. Thanks, fixed.

I was speaking idiomatically.

...to blow you up.

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HAWKEYE STOP MENNONAPPING

FELIPE NO

No, See It Coming is always on. Unless something specifically turns it off. Which would be an oddly specific power for a monster to have.

And yeah, you should be adding your Charisma bonus to all your Vampire powers, even the ones that already use Charisma. Womp womp.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

DEAR SKILLS,

IT IS YOUR TURN. KINDLY TAKE SAID TURN AT YOUR EARLIEST AVAILABLE CONVENIENCE. GEEZ DANG YOU GUYS. DANG.

FONDLY,

PANG

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The shadows are not in position to do anything particularly cunning, so go ahead, Rychord.

How ya doing, buddy?

You're the one walking around above a cave system on a thin stone floor that is plainly weak enough to be punched through with any remotely significant amount of force, why ask me how long it takes to get downstairs?

All the same I'll put you on autopilot if you'd like.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Very well, upon the insistence of two people who are not the origin of the effect I have moved the 2 HP to Stingdick. Surely he will get the survival now.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It is either Skills' turn or Cette's. Cette hasn't posted in this thread since November but I think he's still paying more attention than Skills is.

I sound mad.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, somebody take Flopflap's turn while I finish Cette's character sheet? Please?

If this campaign dies before we can even get to the neat out-of-dungeon stuff man I swear

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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FELIPE NO

Well, at least it was creative.

Rychord, you're up. Finally. A month later.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Any one of you could have grabbed Flopflap's reins for one turn. Especially those of you who put your own characters on autopilot. You are all guilty. If anything, even more guilty than Skills, who is captive to his uncontrollable napcolepsy.

Cette, here's your sheet for Kenny. I'm still dinkering with it cosmetically but all the functionality is there. Feel free to fall out of the ceiling and save these folks from Shin's odd naïveté about the intentions of hungry ghosts at your earliest convenience.

How ya doing, buddy?

Elf had a shit roll anyway so it didn't matter in that case, but a brief note about the greasy smoke Skills has embroiled you in:

Bacon grease definitely produces thick smoke (see: compendium p.220) so it results in total concealment (-5) vs. ranged attacks and partial concealment (-2) in melee. It should be noted that this works both ways; those of you in the smoke are just as handicapped as those firing from outside the smoke.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

Also, with regards to the Xivorts. Would B not have died from Diss's attack? Would that apply Rychords to A? (I think kill it too but I dunno)

Also also Mamara's in the wrong square this update.

B did indeed die, and Rychord's attack was, indeed, consequently applied to A instead. Mamara isn't in the square Rychord indicated because Mamara was immobilized by a net and couldn't move anywhere.

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Roughly how many turns am I away from leading a glorious charge of the undead into battle?

Provided you continue to fly full tilt, you'll make it to the edge of the cave-entrance pit by the end of your next turn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

For all practical purposes, invisibility is total concealment, except that in the case of invisibility enemies ostensibly do not know what square you are in and have to make an educated guess. However, Sven hasn't moved since he became invisible. Technically enemies (like the xivort that threw a net on you post-invisibility) do not target you when you're invisible; they target the square that you're in. Guessing the right square is easy when you are consistently immobilized.

However, invisibility does give you combat advantage vs. folks that can't see you, which at least neutralizes the melee smoke debuff and weakens the ranged smoke debuff for you.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Dead indeed.

Originally Posted by i am good at jokes

Love your french Pang. I'm seeing a whole new side of you now.

Any translation "errors" you may detect are due to the progression of 500 years of language development in setting and not my own laziness at all. Yes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

From -BB, -83 your POV looks like this:



-BB, -84 is solid rock so you can't stand there.

FELIPE NO

Hmm. Yup.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

SKILLS DO YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER NEEDED CLARIFICATIONS

I AM HERE FOR YOU BUDDY

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Some types of jellyfish have light receptors, anyway. I like to imagine that Stingdick's ROBOVISION is a cool Terminator-style digital readout over VAGUE TWO-DIMENSIONAL BLUR OF LIGHT AND DARK SHAPES.

How ya doing, buddy?

The smoke doesn't reach that square, but your mutual line of sight to the elf is blocked a rock pillar.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, at -AX -81 you're still within the smoke and you and the elf both suffer from the ranged attack penalty.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

-AV, -75. I mean technically you're flying and you don't land on anything, but.

I was speaking idiomatically.