[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

So, with that adventure finished, the Horde has reached level 5. Everybody just needs to pick up a new Daily power and I'll handle the rest.

Clarification: Although your Level 1 and Level 5 Daily Powers are both marked as "Daily" you can use both in the course of a day — you can use each of them once. Bob, as a Wizard, gets two Level 5 Dailies which work exactly as his Level 1 dailies do; therefore, when he chooses which L1 daily to memorize for a given day he also chooses which L5 daily to memorize.

Bob's L5 power choices:

Soggy's L5 power choices:

Garrmondo's L5 power choices:

Delic's L5 power choices:

Gordok's L5 power choices:

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh, rest assured that all 9 members of the warforged party statted out and ready to go the moment part of the Horde made a hostile move. They just didn't do anything hostile.. It was baffling.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The falchion is also two-handed, and would similarly fuck up Garrmondo's shield-based abilities. Bob could always use his Transfer Enchantment ritual to put the ability on a one-handed sword though.

As for resale value, tell you what. We'll go ahead and shoehorn in a barter mechanic. Just make a Bluff check for each item on which you want to haggle on the price (buying or selling) and you'll get a discount/bonus relative to the amount by which you beat the shopkeep's Insight (assuming you actually do so).

Originally Posted by Zerg

Care to share their stats since you've plotted them out and etc.?

Nobody sees the campaign notes! Not nobody, not nohow! Nyah!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

if LeHah and Acer haven't chosen their powers and cast their votes by tomorrow I'll do it for them

FELIPE NO

That's all very good until Garr gets back from hospital and finds his character's been locked in prison because Skills crept into the Emperor's bedchamber and teabagged him.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It's essentially just a hand crossbow that loads with Alchemist's Fire instead of bolts, and that's how I intend to treat it.

Range 10 squares, area burst 1 (3x3 squares). 1d6 fire damage (half damage on a miss).

In the event that you don't have time to light it, an oil splatter on the floor can conveniently duplicate the effects of a Grease spell.

^^^ and yeah, being all oily would tend to give one a vulnerability to fire I suppose

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Goblin Wizard is ignited by the heat of Soggy's forbidden lust: 15 damage

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

if LeHah and Acer haven't chosen their powers and cast their votes by tomorrow I'll do it for them

YUP. ALL UNUSED VOTES GO INTO THE CAKE RESCUE. YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS BUT NOW YOUR DESTINY IS CAKE

On another minor note, now that Soggy has a magic throwing hammer I should point out that magic throwing weapons automatically return to their wielder Mjolnir-style, so there's no need to go fetch the damn thing before you can throw it again anymore.

Also I'm going to go ahead and ditch the "1 Daily Item Power A Day" thing, none of the powers are really strong enough to justify that shit and it mostly results in stuff not ever getting used. From now on each of the Daily Item Powers will just be one-use-each-daily just like your Daily class abilities. So, you know, actually use them sometime

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No, it returns to your hand in the same turn that you throw it, so it would be fairly difficult for anyone to jump in the way. Even if they DID, it wouldn't matter much since friendlies are assumed not to act as obstructions. Shit would pass through you like you weren't even there, dogg.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

(shrug) If you can be bothered to be apologetic about it, I don't think anyone will be offended by any delays you cause.

The problem, Zerg, is that if he's relying on thread subscriptions for alerts, he wouldn't even know the cake thread existed.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

god dammit you guys

(8:09:57 PM) AcerBanditGFF: i wonder how they'll think of removing the sticky stuff =o
(8:10:16 PM) Pang: Probably fire. It is always fire with these people ;_;
(8:10:21 PM) AcerBanditGFF: lol
(8:11:47 PM) AcerBanditGFF: looool knk
(8:11:47 PM) Pang: FUCKING KNEW IT
(8:11:52 PM) AcerBanditGFF: ='D

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Big Gay Chulo

Pang, can I use Bob's enchantment transference ritual to make a web-sword or something similar out of those bolts?

Enchantment Transference only works between items of the same type, depending on the enchantment. In this case the "type" is Ammunition. So you couldn't get a web sword or a web axe, but you could get Web-Arrows or Web-Slingstones or — perhaps most hilariously — Web-Molotovs.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

BUT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SAID YOU WERE CASTING IT

FELIPE NO

Well uh

You were replaced by a hobbit and then the party ran into a dragon and killed it and escaped the dungeon only to be hired to retrieve a valuable sword from a wizard's laboratory which they did except the sword's owner was murdered before they could return it to him and so they sold the sword to the mob for mad cash which Brady immediately blew on a weapon he barely got to use, after which a lingering sense of guilt led the party to accept a charitable mission involving a zombie plague in a tiny village which led to Brigid (lurker's hobbit) being killed by spiders after which Brady got all melancholy about the whole thing and quit which ended in him being replaced as well, which brought Garr and LeHah in, both as human fighters and somewhere inbetween a total lack of strategic competence led to their "defeating" a sort-of-not-really vampire via deus ex machina, whereupon the party went on a boat trip, fought pirates, climbed a mountain, killed Deni's character via nude tobogganing and replaced him with AcerBandit, and repaired a spaceship, after which they retrieved a magic cake out of a sewer.

And, minus interspersed periods of my allowing Zerg and Skills to fuck with people, that pretty much brings us up to today!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I was fiddling with it a couple weeks back, got it caught up to the spider fight.

Anyways it looks like it's time for the cow level unless Acer/LeHah want to submit some fucking votes in the next 45 minutes.

and I so wanted to title a thread "Sex Tent"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

THREE-WAY TIE

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll OH GOD THE TENSION

stupid sexy halfling



Okay let's roll for it, 1 for ender's game 2 for sex tent 3 for minotaurs

dodged that bullet!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

WALL OF TEXT AHOY

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

that's specifically why I put a link to the new thread in my post, so that people subscribing to this one would know

I was speaking idiomatically.

DO YOU LIKE TAKING YOUR TURN

IT HELPS YOU TO...

TO...

TAKE YOUR TURN, ACER

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

THE GUN

IT HAS BEEN JUMPED

(BY YOU)

FELIPE NO

Yeah I'm only going to use Skills' post if Acer doesn't show up sometime today, so

(Then I have to figure out how to fudge LeHah's second venture into destroying the timestream)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Putting the burst on H7 would put it on top of the barrels and as such not actually hit anyone since most of the enemies are 10' below it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The filter obscured the fact that in the "hello, gorgeous" picture the trail was infested with Welsh Corgis, and for that we are all the poorer.

I was gonna bitch about your turns always taking so long but if the flipside is awesome pictures and actually doing your own goddamned combat math I guess I'll live.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

In honor of Acer once again taking his sweet goddamned time, Corgis are now a permitted player race.



I just want to finish this one fight before Shin goes on vacation

Also LeHah you do know you have a character sheet, right? That tells you what powers you have and which ones are available?

http://www.ddwiki.saxypunch.com/wiki/Delic_Swagger

I don't mind interpreting for you or nothin' but it might be useful, I don't know, tactically

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

knk, the warcaster's going be dead by the time your turn comes around (plus F6 isn't actually adjacent to it) so unless you're really that upset about the barrel thing...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?