[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood

Is it dead?

Not quite

FELIPE NO

Deni I know real life has to take precedence but it would be a big favor to the rest of us if you could invest in some if:then statements

Rather than asking "it is dead?" and vanishing for two days, you could say

"If it's dead, I (X); if it's not dead, I (Y)"

and then vanish for two days

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Alright, after another 24 hours I'm done waiting; anybody who wants to take over Gabriel until Deni gets back, feel free.

If I have to take him over myself I'm just going to march him into the spiked pit

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ahahahahaha, I completely forgot that Reaping Strike damages on a miss so the damned thing was dead

Well, free action point for knk anyway

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Also this will be standard policy going forward: if anybody has to wait more than 48 hours for you to show up, your PC becomes public property until you come back to claim it. I know people get busy and I'm not trying to get on anyone's case, but too many play-by-post games die due to precisely this kind of sluggishness and there's no goddamn sense letting the whole thing stall for a week because of one person.

Don't take it personal, I'm just trying to keep my baby alive

There's nowhere I can't reach.

By all means if you know in advance that you won't be able to post, you can appoint someone specific. This measure is just in place for those times when people are away from the game without notice.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, Gary gets all the credit but it was really Dave that made D&D more than yet another miniatures wargame. All we really have left from those days is Erol Otus, whose contribution to the game mostly consisted of a bunch of really embarrassing illustrations.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Why naturally, although there isn't that much to see since I pretty much had all the room dressing charge out the door.

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Incidentally I'm still waiting on Gabe's background before I add them into the wikis if anyone wondered

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Shin

So we're set on depopulating the rest of the crypt before we fight the vampire then?

Well, now I'm curious as to where you thought it was.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ah, yes. That would have just ended up in the same place but without an extra fight in the middle.

FELIPE NO

May as well assume Garrmondo knows what everyone else knows. For practical purposes we assume a policy of party-wide telepathy. Argumentus just bashed down a door because of a conversation that only Bob would have heard, after all.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Von Versteckt would only order Lissa to stun them both for the good of the ship.

Still waitin' on that background Deni

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I had always just assumed Gabe to be a foundling, discovered by his inebriated foster parents on their way back from a bardic performance.

They weren't especially creative people.

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You do know that friendlies don't block your movement, right knk?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

For the duration of the restraint:

✦ You grant combat advantage.
✦ You’re immobilized (no move actions)
✦ You can’t be forced to move by a pull, a push, or a
slide.
✦ You take a –2 penalty to attack rolls.

So, good time for that Scorching Burst, basically

How ya doing, buddy?

I guess it would have been right at eye level for you, huh

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You appear to be conflating "attack rolls" and "damage rolls" again. Arg's damage isn't affected by the Splintering Shot.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, there still aren't any real official rules for holy water, but like I told lurker: find a water source and do something that might plausibly consecrate it and I'll work with it.

The 5 points of vulnerability generally aren't worth the effort unless you've set something up in advance, though.

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Garr, Fighters have to do their Combat Challenge as part of an attack, so unless you used your bow then it's not possible at range.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, with any corporeal undead enemy you can reasonably assume they're going to have resistance to necrotic.

Actually looking at his statblock it was supposed to be Resist 10

But you may retain your single point of damage

For I am a Benevolent DM

FELIPE NO

There aren't any, other than that the center square isn't passable.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Did we ever find out what was in the central silver bowl? Would that knowledge even be of any benefit?

Don't think anybody particularly bothered to look at it.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I'll up it for you tomorrow afternoon.

How ya doing, buddy?

Lookin's free.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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How ya doing, buddy?

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I was speaking idiomatically.

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Bacon Man

what the fuck, dude?

mistakes were made

imbibed

regurgitated

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