[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I don't quite get how Shin intended to have a ranged battle through barricaded windows, myself.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, I kinda thought I missed something there. Fixed. (2 damage oh boy)

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Even the silliest attacks get an attack roll, and a 20 is a 20.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Close blast 2, +6 vs Reflex, 2d6+ CON mod damage.

Then you get Dazed by alcohol poisoning (save ends)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

conceal a lantern's door hinge in my anal cavity

I was speaking idiomatically.

Turned out not to really be an issue anyway.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't show the entire map at once because zooming out that far would reduce the PC tokens to about 3x3 pixels.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

What are the chances of there being, say, a pitcher of orange juice or some fresh limes or some equally acidic beverage behind the counter?

Fresh citrus should be rare in what is essentially a loose approximation of feudal Europe, and I don't expect an inn in a relatively tiny village to have imported any.

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The expansion effect only works on bursts, and Acid Arrow's splash effect isn't a burst, technically. Flame Burst works fine, though.

The expansion effect triggers on the next burst effect before the end of your next turn, so you can use the attack itself on the same turn or on the next one.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

16 damage and throwing the enemy 20 feet isn't "effective"? I mean, it would have been a lot more effective if she had hit more than two zombies with it but that's not my fault

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, even if nobody dies I was thinking I might go ahead and expand the party to 6 after this adventure since handling Hawkeye along with the 5 of you doesn't seem to be much of an added hassle.

Of course, there's quite a bit of "this adventure" left, so we'll see.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You know I was just kidding with the axe thing, right.

Right?

2d8 within burst 1 of the candy location seems reasonable. (being exploded is not as bothersome as you might expect when you're already dropping intestines all over the place)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, the Infected template did give them +2 AC but that doesn't really account for all the 1s and 4s you guys are rollin'. Presumably you blew all your luck in that ridiculous first round what with the instant murder crit and all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

If it's an attack then it's usually going to be added to a D20, innit?

Originally Posted by a lurker

oh hey Pang, if I'm dazed can I still second chance?

Second chance is a free action so it doesn't count toward the actions-per-turn limit imposed by Dazed. So yeah.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Is tossing around exploding candies a standard, minor or free action? Do I have a good enough arm to throw to a specific floor tile?

Standard, and... let's say any square within 5. Candy isn't especially aerodynamic.

FELIPE NO

Deni, since you asked: the zombie is indeed prone at W10.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

What kind of properties would an improvised torch have? (one that's on fire, of course)

It's basically a club that's on fire, I guess, so... 1d6, 1 ongoing fire damage?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

OKAY I WAS TRYING TO WRITE SOME DESCRIPTIVE TEXT BUT HAVE IT YOUR WAY

NUMBERS ONLY

Dang guys writing out 8 turns worth of actions takes some times okay

How ya doing, buddy?

a small one

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alas, no. Strictly speaking, you're just a (non-elite) monster. You don't even have healing surges.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, the Infectious Zombies do have an AP, because of their Elite template. I've just been blowing them on completely ineffectual bite attacks, though

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You can drop prone as a minor action, actually

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by a lurker

Pang what time is it

I don't think you should put much stock in in-game time. Rules-as-written, the battle so far has taken about 30 seconds.

It's not a "hold out until dawn" situation anyway, there's a finite number of enemies. I won't say precisely how many since then you'd all go around making tactically intelligent use of your daily powers and I won't abide that

Hell, this fight's only six days old. The group's spent more time than that fighting rats.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

oh my that is awkward and I am sorry

Ok, Ewan's actually at R13 in the event that it affects anything.

FELIPE NO

OK, Maris. When it's your turn, I'll email you

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I am thoroughly enjoying Soggy's descent into deeply-confused womanizing.

His Bloody Ending does kill the purple one, if that affects anyone's turn.

Jam it back in, in the dark.