[Wii] No More Queermos

Killer 7 style, Lightsabers, Megaman, comically bad voice acting, this is going to be awesome. <3

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Non-scanny scan screens.









Mmmm, crappy 35% complete graphics!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

IGN's just put up a heap of new screens. =o















More here. And artwork!

Spoiler:

What!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Guys, guys, this isn't The Sewers, stop being a bunch of Channel 7 news readers, badly drawn Chrono's and Bub's okay please. =o

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Haha wow, Suda's definitely living up to the whole 'more violent than Manhunt!' thing. Lopping heads off, slicing people in half, now it just needs angry bleeding vagina monster from Michigan to make a cameo. And Destroy Man is the new Captain Falcon. <3

I was speaking idiomatically.

I believe while the city environment is free to roam, you won't be able to cause GTA style mayhem at random. I'm pretty sure I read that. Somewhere. I think. ;_;

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So Rising Star was confirmed as the PAL publisher months ago, and now Ubisoft's picked up the American release. The last game to match this set of publishers.. was.. WAS

WAS



So No More Heroes will be as good as Lunar DS CONFIRMED.

FELIPE NO

I really liked the old over the top bad voice acting. Now I can't tell if they're trying or not. =')

YouTube Video

ZaKa TV's back for the third time!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Nah, the fountains of blood will still be there. Just.. not for Japan.

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Suda's on record as saying No More Heroes was going to be violent. Like, Manhunt 2 violent. Yet playing it I noticed there was no blood. Not a drop. Enemies instead disappeared in a puff of black smoke and...coins. So I asked what's up, does he still want to make it ultra-violent?

"Oh yes. The version you played is the Japanese version, which won't be featuring much blood", he said. Understandable, because Japanese censors don't take much shit. "Besides", he kids, "he's using a lightsaber, which burns the wound when you cut someone".

Western sadists shouldn't be too concerned: he says gushing fountains of crimson are expected to feature in the American and European releases, both which are due in February 2008.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

PAL version censored.

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It's hardly a crucial matter, but after recently playing the European version of No More Heroes - the assassination actioner from Killer 7 creator Suda 51 - we're a bit miffed about the lack of bloody violence. Especially since Suda had always promised the game could be "even more violent than Manhunt 2".

Ah. But that appears to refer to the American version, which features decapitations, ludicrously brilliant fountains of blood and other ultraviolent combat consequences. In Europe, we'll be playing the 'dead bodies turn to black ash' version, which is also released in Japan.

Why? Well, we asked the chaps who showed us the game, from publisher Rising Star Games, if the decision had been influenced by the BBFC's refusal to grant Manhunt 2 a Euro release. "Maybe," was their terse answer. Hmmm.

oof.

Personally I don't give a shit (wuh ooooh I need mah red on da screen), but it seems a bit silly considering the Euro rating system allows for 18+ games. Killer7 was rated 18+. Rockstaaaaaar!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Actually, now I'm also wondering what Rising Star will do to the box art.



I guess copping a feel won't go down so well for the PAL one.. and remember, this is the same publisher that turned this..



into THIS





This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah but for everytime we get stuffed over with cut content, six month ++ game delays and being charged three times more for it, we get an exclusive game released the rest of the world will never have THE JOY of playing.. like.. um. Wacky Zoo GP! And everything is balanced out nicely!

Oh yeah US box art popped up today, it's pretty good. =)



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Haha oh wow, PAL box~



Blood = not good
Copping a feel = okay!

I was speaking idiomatically.

I guess Ubisoft finally realizing launching it on the same day as Super Smash Bros. wasn't such a good idea afterall!

How ya doing, buddy?

My progress in this game ended in the first five minutes when it wanted me to flick both controllers at once in two different directions to do a throw or something. I think my wrist would pop off if I tried that! Here, have some scans from the PAL instruction manual!





How ya doing, buddy?